6th Floor, Room No.4

Ahh. So you've finally come. I was getting tired of waiting.

Are you from Silver Saucer? Or Othello Pizza?

Well, either is fine. As always, leave the loot at the door and get out. I'll spare your life, at least.

The kitchen is stuffed full of empty food cartons... There are empty pizza boxes stacked up in a tower...

This is unmistakably the apartment of a rundown corporate worker! It's a weary corporate worker's apartment, Senpai!

Yeees? Is someone calling for me?

...Oh? You're not the mail order delivery man, are you? Call him, will you?

Please hurry and deliver my Top 100 High-Seas Adventure Novels set. I'm so beyond bored. We just keep getting food deliveries.

Oh, and of course, you won't charge us for this, right? As you can see, we haven't got a penny to our name♪

Even you're living this slothful life, Anne?! Listen, you two! Where has your pride as pirates gone?!

Where are the girls who smiled, saying that they didn't seek the Holy Grail for treasure, but for treasure maps?

I suppose you could say we tossed them into the sea of the internet... All because that black-haired bastard suggested we try it out...

Yes... It's just so useful... And vast... And stimulating... And also comforting...

Before we knew it, we had sunk down into this lifestyle! But it's all right, because we're pirates!

The deliveryman threatened us for payment with a musket, so we sliced up the invoice with our cutlasses!

That's the pirate way! That's our new pride as pirates!

Mash! Master! You can't grow up to become like us, okay?!

This is awful! That black-haired person is in for some serious trouble.