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Epilogue

CBC 2026 Charlemagne's Chivalrous Montjoie!. Chaldea Gate

1 scenes, 64 lines

1. Before the battle

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Shakespeare

Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! It's here, it's here! At long last, my time has come!

Your choice

I still can't believe Cyrano inspired a theater boom...

Shakespeare

?!

Oh, you rang? Is there something I, the tycoon of theatre, the prince of plays, the saint of the stage...

...the one and only William Shakespeare...

...can do! For! You!?

Your choice

Not right now, thanks.

Shakespeare

?!

I see! A pity! Very well then, until next time! Who's the big man on Chaldea's campus? Why yes, it's meee♪

Mash

Shakespeare's really enjoying all this attention. I can't blame him.

Servants are performing "Romeo and Juliet" in the halls and quoting famous lines from "Macbeth" in the cafeteria.

Your choice

And Oberon hasn't come out of his spirit form since this craze began...

Mash

?!

Jack

Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Mommy?

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

Yes, Juliet, it is I, Mommy... Wait.

Nursery Rhyme

These relationships keep getting more and more confusing!

Vlad III

Me, playing Macbeth, hm? Very well. I shall throw myself into the role!

Jason

How's Macbeth supposed to die with YOU playing him?

Vlad III

I will "die" just as any other performer would. Assuming Macduff is capable of defeating me, of course.

Jason (←Macduff)

...How do you feel about changing Macbeth to a picaresque rom-com where he lives happily ever after?

Medea Lily

I'm counting on you to avenge me, Lord Jason.

Jason

Don't. I've decided Macduff's giving up empty pursuits like revenge and starting a new, relaxing life!

Mash

This craze is showing no signs of dying down. Are there any roles you'd like to try your hand at, Senpai?

Your choice

I'm fine just being part of the crew.

Mash

?!

Your choice

I think I'm good for the time being...

Mash

?!

Don Quixote

Oh, if it isn't Master.

Sancho

Welcome back, Master. Sir and I have been waiting for you.

Your choice

Why, what's up?

Sancho

?!

We wanted to let you know that editing is complete on our recorded Singularity productions of "Cyrano de Bergerac."

Mash

Wait. You don't mean

Sancho

I do.

You all performed "Cyrano" a total of three times in that Singularity...

...and every moment of it was recorded on video.

Your choice

Ooh!

Sancho

?!

Bradamante

Ulp... I didn't know anyone was recording me...

Your choice

...Does that include me playing Roxane?

Sancho

Of course.

Mash

This is wonderful news, Sancho! You're so good at your job, it's amazing!

Sancho

Hehehe, a maid does what a maid must.

Your choice

Guess I'm just going to have to steel myself...!

Sancho

?!

Charlemagne

Oh, hey, Sancho! Is that the vid?

Astolfo

You're done!? I wanna see! I wanna seee!

Bradamante

A-ahaha. I think I'll pass, if you don't mind...

Astolfo

Aw c'mon, Mante, don't be like that.

Mash

Then let's all watch it in the movie theater. Let's see, it looks like it's booked for the next two days, so...

Sancho

Don't worry. I have a portable screen and a projector right here, so all we need to watch it is a wall.

Your choice

How about my room then?

Sancho

?!

Mash

That sounds great! I can't wait for all of us to watch this together!

Sancho

We've also got soda, fries, popcorn... All the movie concessions you could want, all ready to go.

Don Quixote

Perfect.

Sancho

There, the projector and screen are all set up.

Edison

Along with direct current to power them!

Don Quixote

Fries, check!

Astolfo

Popcorn, check!

Roland

Soda, check!

Charlemagne

All right, I'm gonna hit "Play" then. Everyone ready!?

Then here goes!