Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Ultra Skyscraper Castle: Csejte Pyramid Himeji Castle
Bonus: The Evil is Gone!
Ultra Skyscraper Castle: Csejte Pyramid Himeji Castle. Castle Tower
1 scenes, 36 lines
1. Before the battle
36 lines
Hmm, I wonder what's for lunch today♪ Always be plotting, always be scheming♪
Good day, Professor!
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Well hello there, Master! You seem to be in rather a good mood.
Would you care to tell this sprightly and certainly not at all old man what has you in such high spirits?
Of course, Archer of Shinjuku. Please, have a seat.
Wonderful! I'm always happy to talk turkey!
I see, I see. And does this "turkey" include leaking technology to places it shouldn't be leaked?
...I say, what's Babbage doing behind me? I am beginning to feel rather cornered here.
I will come right to the point, shall I?
...Osakabehime told us everything.
Of course, we were very thorough in our questioning. We even presented her with mug shots.
And out of a lineup that included Caesar, Paracelsus, and Shakespeare...
...she had not the least bit of trouble picking you from the bunch.
Archer of Shinjuku! You were the true culprit behind this Halloween event!
You'll never take me aliiive!
Hahahahaha, my humblest apologies!
Babbage's Locomotive Form was just such a pleasure to ride...
...I could hardly contain myself, and felt I had to share this wondrous technology with the world!
And in my defense, let me say that my actions will one day pay for themselves many times ov
I appreciate the fact that without you leaking information about this technology, I would not exist. However, that does not change that what you did was evil.
And as Mecha Eli-chan, guardian of justice, I am sworn to punish evil wherever I find it. My fist is literally iron, after all.
Mecha Eli-chan Punch!
...Um, pardon me...
I don't suppose you've ever heard of the Three Laws of Robotics...?
Ah yes, Isaac Asimov. That reprehensible author who first wrote about the rights and obligations of AI.
But of course, the point of that book was about how to get AROUND those three laws.
Furthermore, you're a Heroic Spirit, not a human, so I have no obligation to protect you whatsoever.
Heh, hehe... You've got me...there... Hrrrk!
...There. That ties up our last little loose end.
Are you ready, Fujimaru? Let's make the most of this Halloween!
I love happy endings.
Heh, hehehe... If my sacrifice can bring a smile to all those faces...I will gladly pay this price...
And so Master will be left to wonder whether or not I truly am a villain after all...!
Hrrrk!