Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa

Kuhahaha

Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa. Waikiki Beach

2 scenes, 65 lines

1. Before the battle

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Mash

According to what Jeanne said, we should find the Count of Monte Cristo around here...

Your choice

That laugh!

Mash

?!

Come on, everyone, let's go!

Jeanne Alter

What's he laughing about, anyway?

Robin Hood

He's a little, how do I put this...off.

Ushiwakamaru

Aside from how he makes no effort to understand others, I also find him very loud and irritating!

Jeanne Alter

Damn, he really is loud! ...Wait, hang on. I think he's fighting.

And he's up against...

Ibaraki-Douji

Hehe...

Haha! Hahahahahahahaha! I feel great! Super great!

???

Kuhahahaha!

Fiendish oni, raging wildfire...you would dance on BB's strings, would you?

Count of Monte Cristo

But you are nothing more than the comic relief.

Not even the great blue-haired writer of fairy tales would ever pen a story with you as the protagonist!

Ibaraki-Douji

...I don't know what you're talking about, but I can tell you're mocking me.

But you won't be laughing much longer! Come on out, guys!

Count of Monte Cristo

Haha! So you think you can overwhelm me with numbers, do you!?

Very well then, I will just have to call in my own accomplice

Your choice

Sooo... What's up?

Count of Monte Cristo

?!

Khh... I know we are in the tropics, but you would still do well to take this more seriously, Master!

Ibaraki-Douji

Ha! This is perfect. Now I can crush you all at once!

All you riffraff may as well be trash compared to me. Now come on!

2. After the battle

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Ibaraki-Douji

Mwahahahaha, this was fairly entertaining. Farewell!

I went real hog wild this time around. I'll never forget the look on those couples' faces after I turned into a shark and drove them all apart!

I hope Shuten's proud of me!

Count of Monte Cristo

Hmph, I'll never understand how these oni end up so twisted. Still, in the end, she is merely a lion with the mind of a house cat.

Mash

Shouldn't that be the other way around?

Count of Monte Cristo

I mean that while she may present herself as a lion, she still possesses the heart of a tame house cat.

Forget it. Fujimaru, I presume you are here to ask me about BB?

Your choice

Nailed it.

Count of Monte Cristo

?!

Heh. Then I take it you too have realized this world is caught in a time loop.

Mash

You know too, Count...!?

Count of Monte Cristo

Yes, I do.

Strangely enough, it seems I bear some innate resistance to repeating worlds of this sort.

...Then again, it could be a skill that belongs to my class, rather than myself.

Perhaps those who came before me experienced world-ending cataclysms of an endlessly repeating nature...

But I digress. As a matter of fact, there is something I wish to ask you as well.

What is BB's goal? If anyone here would know, it's you.

Your choice

Well...

Count of Monte Cristo

?!

Heh.

A mere pretense. She would never create a time loop for something so simple.

Jeanne Alter

Okay then, if you're so smart, what do YOU think BB's goal is?

Count of Monte Cristo

I have not yet gotten that far. But, with all of you here, perhaps that can change.

My guess is that BB is the one who sent Ibaraki-Douji after me.

...Robin Hood, I would request that you lend me your cloak.

Robin Hood

You mean my No Face May King?

Count of Monte Cristo

That's right. You and BB are particularly ill-suited for one another...or is it well-suited?

Robin Hood

Ill! Definitely ill!

Count of Monte Cristo

Regardless, using the No Face May King would put you at considerable risk of being found out.

Not through any fault of your own, but merely due to a twist of fate.

Robin Hood

Oh, yeah... I think I know what you mean.

In fact, I think BB's already got me pegged whenever I go out on my own...

...and that will only get worse if I try to track her.

Count of Monte Cristo

That is why I can use it to follow where BB goes.

Robin Hood

All right, you've got a point. Here, Count, it's all yours.

Count of Monte Cristo

There you have it, Fujimaru. I advise you all to continue drawing your doujin while still bearing in mind what your true purpose here really is.

In the meantime, I shall handle Luluhawa's encroaching darkness alone, during the night...

Mash

And just like that, he's gone.

Still, it's very encouraging to know there's another Servant who's aware of the loop.

Jeanne Alter

Hawaii's darkness... And Pele, the goddess of fire and volcanoes...

Hmm. I knew it. Something doesn't add up.