Section 3: The Ideals and Reality of Being a Role Model (1/3)

Vive la Fra...

...Vi-vi-bl-bleeegggh!

Ahh, how tragic. Allow me to put you out of your misery.

...Humaneeeeeely!!!

Ahahahaha! Ahahahahaha! Serves you right! This is true liberté! True égalité! True fraternité!

Révolutiooooooooon!!!

This is horrible!

You think? I thought it turned out pretty well.

One of my best☆

Oh my, really? You know, now that I hear you say so, I'm starting to wonder if you might be right...

Don't let them fool you, Your Majesty.

Yeah! How can I put this... This movie is entirely without love! It's all snarkiness and mean humor!

You can't just put zombies into a classic movie and call it a day!

No...actually that does sound fun to watch. Now I don't know what to think...

That's the best part! My delightful companions are getting so incredibly popular!

This movie was so successful we've already secured money to make the next one☆

What is this world coming to...!?

Well, if it made people happy...then I'm a little happier, too.

Your Majesty!?

I couldn't agree more! Being popular is great. It's the greatest power in the world!

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That does it. I can't hold my tongue anymore. I won't let anyone else see Marie reduced to this state on film!

I'm suing the producers of this film!

I demand that every copy be recalled and incinerated, and that we receive reparations for the damage being in this film has done to our reputations!

Y-yeah! What he said!

Eeep! Please, anything but that! We don't have that kind of money!

This is bad. If this doesn't slow down soon, I'll end up working you and Mash to death just to pay the damages!

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I-I think we need to get everyone to calm down so we can discuss this like adults!

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I-I know, but still!

It looks like you've all calmed down. What a relief.

I'm so sorry to cause trouble.

Come on, Sanson, Corday, chin up. Besides, didn't we all agree to perform in the first place?

I know we said the story was horrible, but at some point...

...don't you feel like it was so bad, the whole thing became fun?

With regard to that, all I can say is...

...I will always strive to perform my assigned duties to the best of my ability.

Yes, exactly. We did the very best we could.

And I guess...I can't deny it had its fun moments.

Right?

Seriously, I have to thank you all again for giving such spirited performances. And to show you I mean it, I'm going to pay you all bonuses.

I'm guessing we'll have to be the ones to come up with the money for those bonuses...

You guys are the best, helping me out like this! Don't worry, I'll start fundraising right away too!