Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Desert Fairy Tale Ritual, Csejte Cinderella

Prologue

Desert Fairy Tale Ritual, Csejte Cinderella. 0

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1. Before the battle

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All Three

Trick or treat!

Jason

Huh!?

Wh-what's all this!?

Your choice

It can only mean one thing!

Jason

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Your choice

It's Halloween!

Jason

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Oh. Already, huh...

Mash

Yes, it's that time of year already!

Senpai and I have already given them treats.

Why don't you make your choice too, Jason!?

What will it be, Jason? Trick or treat?

Jason

Whoa, whoa, hang on. I'm not one of those Heroic Spirits who carries candy everywhere they go.

...Wait. ARE there any Heroic Spirits who do that?

And why the hell am I of all people getting put on the spot like this at all?

Jack

...Huh?

Does this mean...he's not gonna give us a treat?

Nursery Rhyme

It looks that way. Now what do we do?

Did we do something wrong? I knew we should have worn costumes...

Or maybe we should have done more to make sure everyone knew today was Halloween.

Jeanne Alter Santa Lily

C-costumes...?

Ulp... I guess I'm not going to be much help then!

I'm sorry. You two will have to go on without me!

Jack

Don't worry. We've got this.

M:Nursery Rhyme

We certainly do!

Jason

N-now what? Why'd you change your Spirit Origins?

Jack

We're a ghooost!

M:Nursery Rhyme

And I'm a cursed book!

Jason

...Huh?

Dioscuri - Castor

Heh. What a terrifying inky ghost we have here.

Dioscuri - Pollux

Look, Big Brother. The cursed book's pages even exude a dark miasma!

Dioscuri - Castor

Very impressive, Pollux. I'm also most impressed by what I believe is a dark Santa Claus over here.

Having met such ghastly figures, we must make peace with the knowledge that we may not escape with our lives.

Why, if these three creatures were to say...

All Three

Trick or treat!

Dioscuri - Castor

Yes, just like that!

Dioscuri - Pollux

I know, Big Brother. There's only one thing we can do now...

Give them each one of the bags of candy we just so happen to have on us!

Dioscuri - Castor

Heh.

Quite right, Pollux! Naturally, we must choose "treat."

Dioscuri - Pollux

Here you go, everyone. And make sure to brush your teeth after having your sweets!

All Three

We will!

Thank you!

Jason

They're gone now, huh.

...Looks like I'm safe for the moment.

Damn, that was scary.

Dioscuri - Castor

Heh. What is it, Jason? You look pale.

Don't tell me the seasoned captain of the Argo is powerless against a few children?

Dioscuri - Pollux

Now, now, Big Brother. Be nice.

If anything, you're arguably overprepared.

I think any deadbeat caught off guard as Jason was would react much the same way.

Jason

You're calling me a deadbeat just because I didn't have candy ready at all times!?

Your choice

I'm not sure "deadbeat" is the right word.

Mash

That's true. I'd say Jason is more of a...

... ...

Jason

Well, Shielder? What were you gonna say?

I can handle some insults, but I at least want to know what I'm being insulted about!

Your choice

It really depends on where you set the bar...

Mash

That's true...

Jason

Well, I mean, if you're gonna compare me to Castor, who's apparently always ready with candy for every occasion...

...then of course I'm gonna come up short!

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Lord Jasooon!

Your choice

I recognize that voice.

Sounds like Medea Lily.

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Medea Lily

Lord Jason!

Just look how big this pumpkin turned out!

Jason

Wh-what the hell? Isn't that a little too big?

Medea Lily

Yes, it IS very big! I couldn't believe it, either!

And it's all thanks to Lord Watanabe-no-Tsuna!

Watanabe-no-Tsuna

I was helping out in the underground garden...

...when I came across this magnificent pumpkin.

Both Lord Emiya and Lady Boudica have told me it should make for a delicious stew.

I suggest you go enjoy it with Lord Jason.

Medea Lily

Isn't that nice of him!?

Jason

Pumpkin stew, huh...

Your choice

Something wrong, Jason?

Do you not like pumpkin stew or something?

Jason

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Medea Lily

Huh?

Oh. I'm sorry, Lord Jason. I didn't know you disliked pumpkins...

Jason

No, it's not tha

Dioscuri - Castor

Hahahaha! Look at that, Pollux! Jason really hasn't changed a bit!

Dioscuri - Pollux

Stop that, Big Brother! It's rude to point and laugh!

(Sigh) How can you be so astute about other's feelings, yet so clueless about your own behavior?

Dioscuri - Castor

Hm?

Your choice

Hmm, how can I put this...

Dioscuri - Castor

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Your choice

It really feels like autumn has come to Chaldea!

Dioscuri - Castor

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Mash

I know what you mean, Senpai!

Between Halloween, pumpkins, and the fickle hearts of men, it definitely feels like fall!

Also, Senpai, the Japanese phrase I'm referencing, "men's hearts are fickle as the autumn sky," became prominent in the Edo period...

...but nowadays it can, and often is, used to refer to women as well.

Of course, Chaldea has Heroic Spirits from all over the world and all across history, and not all of them fit into the male or female binary.

So, thinking on it...

Why don't we just say "people's hearts" instead, and leave it at that?

Your choice

Sounds good to me!

Mash

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Okay!

Ooh, look at that, Senpai. There are so many Heroic Spirits in costumes!

Phantom

Ahh... Christine... Christine...

O vampire, sleep within me tonight. O vampire, let my song lull you to slumber.

Tonight, I shall drink deep the pulsing crimson.

Gilles

How holy! How holy! Blessed be this holiest of Halloween nights!

As a humble clown, I shall make you laugh until you are positively gasping for breath!

Hahahahahaha!

Euryale

Come on, lower your head a little more. That's it.

I know you love sweets, but you shouldn't eat too many at once.

Got that, Asterios?

Asterios

Okay, Euryale.

Mash

Look, there's a vampire, a clown, and a mummy!

And Euryale and Asterios are wearing matching horns!

They've all done so wonderful with classic Halloween monster costumes!

Your choice

It's kind of scary how well the clown fits in with the other monsters...

Mash

Yes, some people do find clowns very frightening. I believe it's even classified as a type of phobia.

Your choice

What's so scary about clowns?

Mash

I don't find them scary myself, but I know other people do.

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Both

Happy Halloween♪

Anne

I've got you, white rabbit♪

Mary

Oh no. I got got!

Mash

Oh wow! A girl in a blue dress, and a rabbit in a top hat!

Look, Senpai! They're dressed like famous characters from "Alice in Wonderland"!

Mary

Be careful, Master. If you eat one of my treats...

Anne

...you shrink down real tiny, or grow into a huuuge giant.

Mary

Aww, you spilled the beans.

Your choice

Maybe some other time.

Mash

Aww. I was really hoping to try at least one...

Your choice

You mean they actually work like the food in "Alice in Wonderland" too!?

Mash

That's amazing! I wonder how they pulled that off...

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S-still, it's better if we don't try one. If either of us turned into a giant, it'd be a...well, huge problem.

Ozymandias

My domain spreads everywhere the light touches. Just you watch... I shall possess it all!

...Are you sure that's what I'm supposed to say?

Arash

You're doing great, pharaoh guy. I mean, Your Majesty.

Ozymandias

I see.

These masquerade balls are a rather tedious affair... No matter.

Arash

You've gotta admit, they're a nice change of pace!

Ozymandias

And I can't say the idea of spacefaring golden wings displeases me. Heh.

Bring me my goblet! I shall permit the masses to join me in a toast to our glorious victory!

Nitocris

Yes, Pharaoh Ozymandias! You are far too kind!

Ozymandias

I am the Space Emperor!

Nitocris

Long live Space Emperor Ozymandias!

Mash

Ooh, those must be sci-fi costumes, Senpai!

Your choice

Where's Nitocris...?

Hm? I just heard Nitocris, but I don't see her.

Mash

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There, Senpai! She's right in front of Pharaoh Ozymandias!

See? She's standing on top of that 3D planet model! Aww, she's so tiny!

Your choice

It's Lord Medjed!

Mash

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Yes, it is. She may be small, but she still has a divine aura about her!

Illya

Oh, Master! Mash!

Trick or treat!

Your choice

Let's go with "treat."

Here's a treat, Illya!

Illya

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Ehehe... Thanks!

...Um, Master?

What do you think of my costume? Ruby recommended it for me...

Your choice

It's cute!

Mash

Yes, very cute!

Your choice

It looks good on you.

Mash

Yes, it does!

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Illya

Ehehe. I'm so glad!

Oh, I'd better go. Chloe's calling me. Happy Halloween!

Tamamo Cat

Aha, there you are! At last, your loop has come, woof!

Prepare yourself for Undead Pumpkin Cat Sweets!

I worked my poor toe beans off to make these EXTRA yummy, so you'd better savor every last bite, Master!

Your choice

Don't mind if I do.

Tamamo Cat

I expect you to polish these off in under five minutes! Every last one, woof!

Mash

Five minutes!?

Tamamo Cat

Ahahahaha, I'm just kidding. I'll let you off the hook as long as you and Mash finish them all this evening!

Your choice

I'm not sure I'll be able to finish ALL of these...

Tamamo Cat

Oh I know. You said the same thing during your ninetieth loop.

Don't worry, we cat chefs know what's up. You and Mash can take the whole evening to enjoy them!

Mash

Th-these are for me, too!? O-okay, I'll do my best!

Tamamo Cat

Grrreat! Eat like your life depends on it♡

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Mata Hari

Welcome to the adventurers' tavern!

Sorry I couldn't show you to a table sooner. I've been so busy I can barely see straight!

You two are still too young to drink, right? Well, that's okay. We have plenty of great food for you to enjoy.

Table for two, please!

Mash

Wow! Mata Hari's barmaid costume is great!

And look how expertly she's bringing out drinks and food to all the Heroic Spirits that have come by the cafeteria.

She doesn't just look the part, she's playing it perfectly, too!

Your choice

She's drawing a huge crowd. Especially the guys...

It feels like half the guys in the cafeteria are trying to talk to her at once!

Mash

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I-indeed.

There are a number of Heroic Spirits and staff members who seem particularly taken with her, um...charms!

...Oh!

Wait, Master. Those same Heroic Spirits and staff members are moving somewhere else.

Is that...?

Irisviel

Oh? Oh my...

Um, is something the matter, everyone?

I was just looking for Illya and Sitonai...

I assume Emiya's in the kitchen?

Your choice

...What a costume!

Iri's costume is really, um... You know!

Irisviel

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Mash

Yes!

It's so, um...daring and provocative that it's drawing everyone in like it has its own gravity or something!

It looks like she and Mata Hari are on very equal footing...

S-Senpai!

We have a third contender!

A third Servant has arrived and is drawing everyone's attention!

Look, over there. It's Nightingale!

And she's, really, um... I think the phrase is "dressed to kill"!

Nightingale

...A costume? No.

This outfit is a symbol of complete and perfect disinfectant. It is made entirely from antimicrobial materials.

I thought it an appropriate choice of attire, since I'm serving as the head of Chaldea's medical team tonight.

I take it the reason you've gathered around me is that you've all been experiencing health issues?

Very well then. I will treat you myself, even if it kills you.

Your choice

Wow...

Perfect disinfectant mode!

Nightingale

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Mash

A-amazing. I can feel her determination all the way over here!

Though I do have to say it looks more like a Halloween combat uniform than a Halloween costume.

I suppose it just goes to show how she's always ready to battle the forces of disease... She's so dedicated!

... ...

Gosh, they're all so incredible! I love seeing all the work and passion that went into everyone's costumes.

Your choice

Come to think of it...

Mash

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Yes?

Your choice

What about you, Mash?

Mash

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Me?

Your choice

How come you're not wearing a Halloween costume?

Mash

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!

Uhhh...

W-w-well, th-that's because my costume is...um...

Er...

You see, I found a package from an unidentified sender when I went up to my room...

...and found this inside.

I figured it must be a Halloween costume...

...so I summoned up my courage and tried it on, but...

Wh-what do you think, Fou!? I-is it too much!?

Do you think Senpai will like it!?

... ...

Um, is it just me, or is it a little...revealing?

Fou

Fou. Fou fou fou fou fou.

Mash

...

...I-I knew it...

I, um...

I can't possibly wear this in public!

Senpai can't see this! Ever!

I guess...all I can say...

...is that my costume has been sealed away as thoroughly as one of Chaldea's Seven Taboos...

Your choice

That bad!?

Mash

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Yes!

Your choice

Okay, I'll just wait until you're ready to break the seal.

Mash

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Huh?

I-I, um... I-I see...

I'll try... I-I mean, I'll do my best!

Da Vinci

Trick or Rayshift!

Your choice

Huh? Does that mean what I think it means!?

You mean we've got a Singularity!?

Da Vinci

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Yup. Sorry to interrupt the Halloween party.

Much as I wish it hadn't shown up now, we've got another minute Singularity on our hands.

And once again, I'm really hoping you'll take care of it!

Mash

Then I'll go too

Da Vinci

Sorry, Mash. I'm afraid I've got something else for you.

I've already chosen the Servants who will be accompanying Fujimaru.

Mash

Oh. I see. That's too bad...

Your choice

So what are we dealing with this time?

Mash

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Da Vinci

Hmm. This latest Singularity's in the Middle East, so it might actually not be Halloween-related.

As for the time period, it's... Oh wow, the third century. That's pretty far back.

Once you arrive, the first thing you should do is gather informaAh, what am I telling you for? You know how this works! All right, let's get you on your way!