Epilogue: A Nice Day for GUDAGUDA

...All in all, things were pretty rough.

...It sure sounds like it.

Wait, back up! Did I seriously get killed off in the second act!?

How could that happen when I was just taking a nap...?

Relax, it wasn't YOU you. The Holy Grail summoned a DIFFERENT Okita there, right?

I mean, yes, I know it wasn't ME me, but I still don't like it!

Besides...another aspect of me? I had no idea about any of that.

...Hmph. What are you worried about?

This other you repaid your debt to the world. You should be grateful to her for saving you the trouble.

You basically got a "get out of debt free" card from all this. What more could you want?

I know that sort of thing is hardly unusual for Servants, but it still doesn't feel right.

...You said she was my Alter, right? What was she like, Master?

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...So this is Master's Chaldea.

...Huh?

...What?

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Master! I missed you! (Glomp)

When I came to, I found myself here.

Is this the power of love that Oryou was always talking about?

Bwuuuh!?

Hey! You! Palette Swap! What are you talking about!? Get away from my Master!

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Hmph... No fair, Master.

Why does she get to be Okita, and I just have to be Alter?

What, why would you be Okita instead of me?

Hah! Shows what you know, Palette Swap! Master and I go waaay back! You? You just showed up outta nowhere!

...All right, I've decided. From now on, Master, I want you to call me "Little Okita."

Yes, I like that. My name is Little Okita now. It's much cuter than just "Okita."

EXCUSE ME!? Just what the hell is THIS!?

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What did I just say? My name is Little Okita now.

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Excuse me, Senpai, you have a visito

Huh? Two Okitas...? And why are they performing a naming ceremony with you, Senpai!?

...What's the meaning of this?

...Hmm. Maybe it's the original Okita's Spirit Origin rubbing off on her? Like when my Spirit Origin temporarily materialized Nobukatsu.

I knew you'd know what's up, Sister!

I know, right? Wait...

You're here too!?

Technically, yeah, though I might disappear at any moment.

But, since I'm here for now, I thought I might as well take advantage of it!

So, where's YOUR room, Sister?

I didn't invite you here! Get lost, fool!

(Sigh...) I don't even know what to say anymore.

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Oh, right, I completely forgot! Your visitors are

...Hey there. Sorry for barging in like this.

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Yaaay. Oryou's here too.

I can't really explain it, but we were hurtled here after everything ended.

And since we don't have anywhere else to go, I was hoping you wouldn't mind if we stayed awhile.

Wonderful, thanks. I think I'll be very comfortable here.

Yes, of course! You saved Senpai's life. Please, feel free to stay and enjoy yourself as long as you like.

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Thank you for this. What say we get settled in, Oryou?

Lucky you, Ryouma. Now you get to be the freeloader you always wanted to be. Oh, also, Oryou has an important question: Are there any frogs here?

I, uh, think we're fresh out of frogs...

(So she's here too... A manifestation of the Counter Force...)

(It looks like Izo went back to the Throne... So why am I still here...?)

(...I guess this means my work may not be done yet after all.)

What's wrong, Ryouma?

Oh, nothing.

...I was just thinking how this looks like it's going to be the most fun job I've had in a long time.

Hey! Why's everyone in such a good mood!? What happened while Chacha was out getting ice cream!?

That Little Okita girl seems really crafty too. Is she trying to steal Chacha's thunder? Wait, I guess not!

Anyway, they're up to something... Like that old tanuki Tokugawa always was. And there's no way Chacha's letting them get away with it!

They've left Chacha no choice but to go full Lady Yodo Alter Avenger!

Hear my call, all you proud warriors of the Toyotomi who I found randomly in the cafeteria! Assemble before me!

Chacha... No, Lady Yodo will show them what a REAL Imperial Capital looks like!