Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Sugoroku Board Insect Space, Gallitrap House

Section 15: Father Check 1/The Perfect Meal

Sugoroku Board Insect Space, Gallitrap House. Checkpoint 1

2 scenes, 92 lines

1. Before the battle

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Imperfect humans. Mocking evolution, shunning effort, rejecting control.

So slothful, they ignore their own ideals. So happy-go-lucky, they forget their own truths.

I truly hate, hate, hate everything about how they are. I find myself loathing them.

So...why do I love them? Why do I feel such compassion for them, down to the bottom of my heart?

Why do I desire to protect them for eternity?

How is that in any way different from a curse?

Kadoc

Okay, we're almost to the first checkpoint.

Before we get there, let's go over everything we know one more time. It'll be a good way to focus us on our true assignment.

Goredolf

Quite right. From what Kazuradrop told us about this so-called "Perfect Father Grand Prix" we've been forced to participate in...

...we believed, falsely, that we had to embody the conventional perception of a perfect father.

Oberon

From Kazuradrop's perspective, a father is the other entity aside from BB that was responsible for her creation...

Humanity.

Under the present circumstances, I'd say that means you in particular, her human Master.

So in this case, "father" actually refers to a particular entity. In other words, when she says she wants to see a perfect father...

...she's actually saying she wants to see a perfect Masterand again, perfect by her definition.

Kadoc

So it turns out this whole thing has really just been about learning exactly what it is she wants from us.

Your choice

And to do that, we need to figure out who she is.

Which means we need to think about who she is in turn.

Kadoc

?!

Oberon

Right. So from now on, when we reach a checkpoint, forget about what a conventionally perfect father would do.

All that matters is figuring out what Kazura specifically wants from a father, no matter how unusual it might seem to us.

Kazuradrop

You all seem oddly confident this time... Have you figured something out?

Goredolf

I suppose we'll see, won't we?

I'll be taking the lead for the cooking once again. All you need to do is sit back and wait.

Let's start by seeing what we have in the fridge.

...Hmm. We're missing the most important ingredient.

It might not make much difference, but there's no doubt freshness is the most important thing.

So let's head outside and gather some eggs.

Your choice

Got it!

Yup. Nothing but the best ingredients will do.

Goredolf

?!

Kazuradrop

Eggs...?

(Are they going to make another cake or something?)

(They should already know that won't be enough to get a full score...)

(Well, that's fine. If they mean to put a special twist on it, I'll just see what they have to offer.)

(And if they simply try the same old thing again, I'll just sigh and keep teaching them as long as I have toeven if that ends up being forever!)

2. After the battle

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Goredolf

Here you go.

Ahem. Now, if I might elegantly stroke my prize mustache once again, allow me to say...

E:Goredolf

Eat up, my girl. Daddy worked hard to make these for you!

Kazuradrop

P-pancakes again!?

I already had these on your second run. Did you adjust the recipe or something?

Goredolf

No, no. In my estimation, the recipe was already perfect.

Kazuradrop

Then why make the same thing over aga

Kadoc

But we now understand there were ways to improve on it apart from its taste.

And in those respects, we have made clear changes from the second run.

Oberon

You've been giving us the hints we needed in the little things you've said, the small changes in your attitude.

First of all, you like perfection, right?

Kazuradrop

Well, yes. I've never made a secret of that.

Your choice

So this time, we changed the pancakes' shape!

Which is why we gave these pancakes a perfect shape!

Kazuradrop

?!

Th-their shape...

Oberon

Just as we planned! Excellent work, Goredolf! Look, she can't take her eyes off them!

Goredolf

These particular pancakes are just about perfect circles.

My fellow fathers helped me use magecraft to make a special circular mold that would maintain its shape down to the granular level of detail necessary for industrial precision.

So from now on, every pancake I make will be just as perfect as these.

They should all be as perfectly identical as it is possible to be without the use of cloning magecraft.

Your choice

Now, go on. Don't be shy!

Eat up! Try these perfectly circular pancakes for yourself!

Goredolf

?!

Kazuradrop

Ulp. These circles really are perfect, down to the micron... I love them.

Now what do I do? They're too beautiful to disturb. If I'm going to eat them...it'll have to be all at once!

I'll make sure they stay perfect all the way into my tummy! They taste just as good as the last ones, too! Ghh!

Goredolf

And that's not the only thing I realized!

During our first taste test, you found yourself wishing for more, didn't you?

Kazuradrop

Huh? D-don't be silly. I-I'd never think anything so disgraceful as

Goredolf

Oh, don't hide it! In fact, it's just plain adorable that you thought you could!

That's the very expression our homunculi made whenever they held back from saying what was really on their minds!

But children should never hold back!

Your father will happily make you as many pancakes as you like!

And of course, they'll all be just as perfectly circular as the others!

Kazuradrop

W-waaah! So many perfect pancakes all beautifully stacked together!

I... I can't let them go to waste now! What choice do I have but to eat them!?

Your choice

None! So dig in!

Children should never be afraid to ask for what they want!

Kazuradrop

?!

Ghhh. (Munch, munch)

I'm already getting a sense that the scoring system is working like never before!

Don't tell me this is

Goredolf

All right!

Your choice

We did it!

Goredolf

?!

Kadoc

... (Nodding, satisfied)

Oberon

Congratulations on clearing the first obstacle. You did it. Perfectly.

Kazuradrop

Khh... D-don't get too full of yourselves.

You've only managed to pass one checkpoint out of five.

There's still a long way to go before you can call yourselves truly perfect fathers!

So don't expect the next trial to go this easily, insects!

F:Kazuradrop

Thank you for the meal. It really was delicious...Father.

...! Okay, byyye!

Oberon

Now that we know for sure we're on the right track...

...we just need to keep this momentum going!