Sold Out! Rice Milling War!

Your own original brand of rice?

Yup! We need some way to get rid of all this rice we're harvesting, since there's no way we can build enough granaries to contain it all.

And Nobukatsu had a great idea of selling it to neighboring territories.

So that's what we did, and it's been a big hit!

We're making our own Yamataikoku rice, and we're calling it "Himiko Rice"!

Yikes. That sounds like something straight out of the bargain bin.

Quiet, you.

The easier it is for people to remember what your product's called, the better.

It's all about branding, after all.

Well, the rice itself is delicious, so I have to agree that it's a good idea.

Okay, let's try to export as much of it as we can.

Bad news, everyone!

Himiko Rice has competition!

C-competition!?

Delicious rice! Ta-dah!

Touta's Infinite Rice has all the nutrients you need! Three bowls a day keeps the doctor away!

And not only that, we're running a sale! Buy one bag of rice now, and get another for free!

Infinite Rice!? How do you think economies work, anyway!?

Hah! At last, I finally made it to the super ancient kingdom of my dreams!

Now come on up and trade this for gold!

Farm-Fresh Resistance Rice, Riceinstance for short! (The farm-fresh part is a lie.)

What's rice got to do with a resistance!?

Hey friends! Are you sick and tired of eating nothing but rice?

Then come try something new: Kykeon Rice! A new taste for a new age!

Remember that name: Kykeon Rice*! (*Made with barley)

You just admitted it's actually barley!

So there you have it. A whole bunch of rival rice(?) brands are encroaching on our market!

Then we have no choice but to fight!

That's right! We're going to hold a grand battle to determine which of the seven rice brands is the strongest!

Now...let the Rice Wars begin!

You know, I think this battle must be the whole reason I was summoned as a Ruler!

Say whaaaaaat!?!?

How in the world is any of this even supposed to make sense at this point!?

Also, pretty sure I didn't even count seven brands in that montage!