BB's Regrets

Okay! Since it's been so damn long since the last time, I'm just gonna get right to it!

I'm BB. As you can see, I'm a kouhai Servant and the cutest final boss you'll ever meet.

In another world, separate from the Chronicle Theoretical Phenomenon...

...I was a health management AI dispatched from the Mooncell Automaton, a pseudo-Spiritron computer located inside the moon.

Essentially, I'm a new breed of human made by humanity's own hands; I'm their eternal partner.

So, what am I doing in Chaldea now?

That's right. Nobody here remembers anymore, but there was a major operation...

...to save the world from the bitchiest bitch who ever bitched!

I played a big part, both on the stage and behind the scenes. So if anyone reading this hasn't played it, you better get on that now!

All you have to do is open up the Main Interlude section and smash the "Abyssal Cyber Paradise, SE.RA.PH" button!

And, in case that wasn't encouragement enough for you...

...finish it and you'll get your hands on little old me, a special Servants with better stats than any SR deserves!

There's also a highly acclaimed manga adaptation that's still ongoing, so make sure to check that out too.

It's drawn by Kengoro Nishide, who really makes the world of SE.RA.PH come alive even more than the game!

It also features super exciting Servant action and the cutest depiction of yours truly ever!

I've long been called "incredibly shad"I mean, "too beautiful for words," but Mr. Nishide's art comes close to doing me justice.

Mr. Nishide, come see me in the infirmary later. We need to talk.

Anyway, volumes ① through ⑦ of the Abyssal Cyber Paradise, SE.RA.PH manga adaptation are now on sale... But only in Japan. Sorry, Senpai!

...so make sure to pick them up to enjoy on your first summer day off, with a can of Sakura Soda!

Phew. That's a wrap. Finally...

I don't mind hyping things up for the show, but I can never get used to how draining it is.

Maybe if there were some more self-deprecating stories I could tweak, then I could have some fun playing with all of humanity.

But there's no smoke without fire...and I think we've all had enough of the whole "close friends forced into death games" thing for a while.

I mean, it's a great everyone's acting the teacher's pet, but... (Sigh)

Man, if only they'd do something bad.

Then, I could punish them with something way worse...

Huh? Did humankind just get up to some kind of prank? No, wait... That warning was for me?

No way. My RAM's overflowing again? Wait, when did I get all these additional structures!?

I just expanded my memory capacity the other day, too! I swear, I just can't stop gaining weight when I'm in Chaldea!

Hang on. Here's why that's not as bad as it sounds!

I may be a Servant, but yours truly is still growing! (Specifically, the amount of data I store!)

Remember, I'm an AI. Acquiring information is how I eat.

Anyway, Chaldea doesn't just have the Chronicle Theoretical Phenomenon's world to worry about. They also deal with incidents in alternative worlds thanks to the Pruning Theoretical Phenomenon.

I have to stay on top of all kinds of troublesome events and things that may or may not have happened to each individual Master.

And that, of course, means that a health management AI like me has to deal with a ton more data than I would for just one world.

So, I came up with this bar that shows how much more I canor rather can'teat, which I'm using to manage my own health!

(Sigh...) It's still a long way to my next version update, too. I hate to do it, but I guess I'll just have to slim down by purging some excess data.

Times like these are enough to make me wish Mooncell AIs had a built-in "Forget" function...

All right, let's see... Take a year's worth of indefinite Singularity data... Consolidate it into a separate package...

Remove it from me...and recycle it into a Holy Grail!

Thank you for that round of applause, all you Sakura enemies working in the studio♡

Hm? What's that? Am I sure it's a good idea to throw together a new Holy Grail just like that? Won't Master scold me for this?

Don't worry. This is just a superficial counterfeit.

Think of it like an arcade game with no power cord.

It has no way to get the electricity it needs to run, so it can't function as a Holy Grail.

The electricity, in this case, is humankind's tireless effort, since that's what powers Holy Grails!

Without seven Servants' worth of Spirit Origins, or humans' mental activity (read: desires), a Holy Grail may as well just be an ordinary goblet!

I don't know about other Holy Grails, but personally, I love that sort of thing!

...All right, now to just discreetly place this Holy Grail up on one of the studio's shelves.

I'd rather just chuck it into Void Space, since it's got a lot of sensitive personal data...

But lately, there've been other Servants besides me with a connection there, so I'm not taking any chances!

You can't be a good final boss without maintaining an air of mystery, after all!

I heard that. I heard eeevery laaast wooord.

Huh!? Did that statue over there just...TALK!?

Wait. Don't tell me you're

Hehehe...

I know your secrets now. Oh yes. I know your secrets very well...

Judgment upon those who lose weight without dieting. Salvation for those who hold takoyaki parties late at night.

It would be a waste to not put that Holy Grail to good use, so I will go ahead and do just

Welp, time for a cover-up.

Huh? You're not threatened at all? Crap. Am...am I about to get my ass kicked?