More Adventures in Luluhawa

Man, it feels like we haven't seen this airport in forever.

Just how many loops did we end up spending in Luluhawa, anyway?

Yeah, those seven days felt like forever. BB may have caused a lot of trouble, but I'm grateful for that opportunity at least.

She gave me this swimsuit too, so she's all right in my book. In fact, as far as I'm concerned, she gets to be an honorary oni now!

ServantFes concluded without further incident, and we were able to contact Chaldea's Hawaiian branch as well.

Once the Luluhawa Singularity disappears in a few hours, these islands should all return to normal.

So the observatories are back too, huh. I guess BB really didn't hurt anyone.

I don't know, I can think of at least one person she did a real number on... But never mind that now.

The important thing is that we can now finally say goodbye to Luluhawa. You guys got all your things?

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Ah, vacations! There's nothing better than going home with a suitcase full of souvenirs and a heart full of wonderful memories!

I know a lot's happened, but as long as you enjoyed yourselves, I consider that a Big Beautiful win!

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That's riiight☆ Congratulations on making it through an unending week of Luluhawa, everyone☆

You took first place at ServantFes, and successfully repelled the Foreigner!

Now all you have left to do is fly to South America and hop a plane to Chaldea!

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Senpai, it looks like BB has frozen. I think...she's very reluctant to say whatever is on her mind.

Eh, why listen? Nothing we'll get out of talking to her except more frustration and embarrassment.

Screw her. Let's just ditch her and get going. Our flight leaves in three hours anyway.

Oh, well, you're wrong about that much! I shut down all the flights. Permanently.

Luluhawa's not going away that easily, either.

I'm going to have to give the staff at Chaldea's Hawaiian office a veeery stern talking-to, so they know better than to go around making hopeful observations!

Although, making you crawl around on all fours or keeping you as tiny insects... It's starting to become old hat at this point. I really need to come up with something new...

Wait, are you saying we're still not done here?

Or have you still not learned your lesson, BB?

Hmph! I've reflected plenty on what I did, thank you very much! No, this is a different problem.

I...uh... I need your help with something.

YOU want OUR help? What happened to being a kouhai who could do anything and everything?

If you've got a problem that needs solving, then solve it your damn self. We're exhausted, and more importantly, we are sick of your shit.

Oh Robin... I see you're still sulking about being relegated to management...

I was hoping Luluhawa would help you grow out of being so petty, but I guess that was asking too much...

If only I could have done more to help...

Oh, don't even try that garbage on us! You're obviously just trying to get us to clean up another one of your messes!

(Nodding affirmatively)

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Eee☆ I love it when you do the protagonist thing, Fujimaru!

Anyway, Let me get right to the point. I...can't get back to normal.

Huh?

What are you talking about? I thought this IS normal for you.

You're the one who said that syncing with an evil god didn't change you at all.

Oh for... Are you completely blind, or just aesthetically challenged, Ibaraki!?

Of course I've changed! Just look at me!

Pele's Spirit Origin is so dug into mine that this tan just...won't! Go! Away! Even the Holy Grail can't get rid of it!

Um, yes, you do have a lovely tan right now... But is that a problem?

Of course it is!

I know what people have been thinking. Stuff like, "You look so good with a tan..." "That new tropical look is so cute on you..."

"What an adventurous style..." and, "You're the obvious choice for a tropical heroine..."

And while, to be clear, I do appreciate all that... My trademark pale skin has always been my thing!

I mean, how else would people know I'm a heroine who hails from the moon?

So I have to get rid of this tan before going back to Chaldea, no matter what it takes!

Okay, team, huddle up. You all have your passports and tickets, right?

Once we go through security, we can't go back.

Hey! So you're just gonna ignore me now!?

Fine. I see how it is. But just so you know, Luluhawa's not going anywhere!

This Singularity won't disappear until I can weaken Pele's power over me!

Of course, if you're just fine with Hawaii remaining Luluhawa forever, I won't make you stay.

I'm sure I can come up with some way to entertain myself and all the people still trapped here...

There's so many cutely cruel things I still have yet to try♡

...Dammit, now she's just taking the whole place hostage...

Oh, my. I suppose that means we still have a job to do, Master.

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Well, since the goal is to weaken me, I was thinking the easiest way to do that would be in battle.

I already scattered some clones of myself around Luluhawa, so just go take them all out.

The more of a name you make for yourselves in Luluhawa, the more people will want to jump on your bandwagon.

That'll get my clones to come out of hiding and attack, as they won't like all that attention going to you instead.

Once you smack all four of them down, I should go back to normal.

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(Sigh) Sounds like a royal pain in the ass to me, but doesn't look like we've got any choice. Fine, let's go back to the hotel, Master.

And hey, at least we get to beat the shit outta BB a bunch. That should make it all worthwhile.

So let's waste this bitch, pop this Singularity, and head back to Chaldea like the bosses we are.

Good luuuck! I'll be here, waiting for your triumphant return!

...Yes, all you have to do to resolve this Singularity is defeat four of my clones.

But...I never said my clones would be exactly like me.

No, these are a few Demon Pillar envoys I had lying around for a certain scenario...

"What if Senpai actually had used the Holy Grail to wish for world peace?"

This is where the real game of death begins, Senpai. Don't think you're getting off easy!