Section 1: Chocolate Domination

NORMIES EXPLODE!

ARGH!?

An extraordinary comedian. No wonder he rampaged across Okeanos.

Hahaha, don't worry, Master.

There's an example of someone who you think might be powerful, but he's actually just another sandbag for you to practice your new moves on.

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Either way, he's no threat to us.

What? I am! I am a serious threat! By the way, what was that just now, Master?

I almost became some shining particles and disappeared along with some touching BGM!

ALL OF AMERICA WAS SHOOK!

Rest assured, Lord Blackbeard.

You are like a minor character who randomly dies off in the background during a touching scene in some war flick.

You are but a candle that will go out at any moment, so there's no time for BGM.

That's mean!

But, blowing someone up without warning! I see you are fit to be a pirate!

Yes, it's only natural for a pirate to ambush someone! But it pisses me off when it's done to me!

IT PISSES

ME OFF

!

Now that you have intentionally pissed me off, you'll learn the extent of my wrath!

What are you saying, Lord Blackbeard? That explosion was not by me or Master.

So then, who on Earth would dare to blow up Blackbeard?!

Don't tell me one of ya good-for-nothings is trying to kill me and take my spot!

It's not us, Captain! Also, no one could replace ya.

That is correct, Lord Blackbeard! How can you suspect us without proof?!

Y-You...are absolutely right. I am sorry... Well, Mista Mephisto...

...Wait, hold on a minute. Why are you riding on my boat?

Huh? Well you said "explode" out loud like that, so it's only fair for a explosive Servant like me blow you up, right?

I mean, even if you'd told me not to do it, it's a clown's job to go ahead and do it anyway, no?

AARRGH! So you were the one!

By the way, Lord Blackbeard. Are you hiding any chocolate?

You seem to give off a cacao-like smell.

Chocolate...you say? N-No way, I have no idea what are you talking about!

I insist that I am innocent!

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Shit! I have no rights, you say! But, I haven't done anything!

In that case, I can only prove my innocence through sheer strength! Brute force = Freedom! That's the way of the Voyager of the Storm!

Oh, did someone mention a fight? Then please allow me to participate, too.

What? "Don't come?" "Don't do it?" The more you say that to me the more I want to join!

Hee hee hee hee hee! But, having Master as my opponent is so very painful!

In any case, Valentine's Day is a day no normies should have! Especially in a Far East city called Harajuku!

I, Mephistopheles, shall partake in this annual event of getting rid of normies! Oh this is so much fun!

UGH!

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Somehow, I am not feeling the motivation in that call, Master! D-Damn... I-I can't be defeated here, not yet...

M-Mista! Now is the time for us to rely on you!

Please rain down punishment on this normie of a Master!

Huh, so you are calling Hektor to help you like you did in the Main Chapter? But if anything, that guy is actually pretty popular...

Chocolate is tyranny.

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WAH HAH HAH! YES! Valentine's Day is the ultimate tyranny!

Mista Spartacus is most motivated on this day!

Pour our love into chocolate? The most important day for any girl?

WHAT A LOAD OF HORSE SHIT! A BIG STEAMING PILE OF SHIT! IT'S TYRANNY! TYRANNY I SAY!

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These kinds of people are the ones that break down on Valentine's Day. This is truly entertaining!

It goes something like this, "I will be brief: your noble son is mad."

You know, just the thought of putting love or hate into desserts is wrong! Don't you think so, Master?!

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RIGHTEOUSNESS BEAAAAAAAM!?

Ugh... As expected of my Master, I can't even think of a comeback...

While I, Blackbeard, am lucky to be summoned by Master, this is where our opinions differ.

And so, Mista Spartacus! This Master here is a tyrant! An oppressor!

Then I shall rebel against such tyranny. Master, I will be the one to protect those chocolates!

Let me help too! Other Servants, besides me, are strong, you know!

I've failed... (ka-thud) Master, please keep the tyranny moderate...

MISTA NO-TYRANNY! My ambition has been crushed...

I was about to mold the Choco-Servants into Mash-chan, Euryale-chan, Atalante-chan, Artemis-chan...

Mata Hari-chan, Boudica-chan, Kiyohi... maybe not her, that idea scares me.

I was going to have all kinds of fun with them...

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Hmmm... Master, Master!

I counted the Choco-Servants here, it seems we're still missing a few.

It seems there are others who took chocolates during this whole commotion!

Now this is getting even more interesting!

Of course I am! I am good with writing tragedies, but comedies like this that can help the audience relax are the best.

...Of course not!

I have nothing to hide, Master.

So please stop questioning me like that just because I put a "..." in front of my answer.

For I am super innocent.

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Hehehehehe. Don't think you've won here. Soon you will realize I, Blackbeard, am the most powerful of the Four Kings...

For I will come back and annoy you till you choke!

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Now I will take my leave!

In the future, I will show up like a ghost in the sky and give you encouraging words!

Well in that case, here, take this bomb. Hehe.

Oh Mista Mephisto. Thank you for the gif...

... ...I don't need this!

Yooooooooo!

Chocolate is...tyranny...

Master, it seems with the blue sky in the background, anybody can look encouraging.

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