The Woman of Mirage

Senpai, I'm sensing a Servant.

Yes. Make sure you stay behind me, my husband.

Um, did you just say "my husband?"

I did. Why?

Oh, um... No... I was just wondering if that was the right term...

By the way, the original Japanese for husband means "a person who looks after you," so I think it's okay to use for either a man or a woman.

Isn't that great, Fujimaru?

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La-la-lah♪

It's a lovely night, isn't it everyone? A young, sweet night. Are you a young, bitter man, I wonder?

I-I sense a wicked woman! Get back, my husband! Get a billion miles back!

Heh, you just want to get away from Kiyohime, don't you?

Say that again?

Nothing! Nothing!

Oh, you're so shy, Master... No matter how far away you are, I'll always come get you♡

Fou... Fooouu...

"This is bad, like Anchin bad..." Is that what you said?

That won't do, Fou. Even if it's something everybody knows, this is where you keep quiet.

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Oh my, hehehe! What cute guests we have!

Welcome to our fantastic Halloween party! My name is Mata Hari.

We have quite the party lined up for you tonight. I hope you enjoy yourselves.

I'll get things started off with a dance. One moment... (Strip, strip)

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Doufooou!?

Wait a second! Why are you taking off your clothes!?

Well, that is my specialty.

Ahhhh! Indecent! Filthy! Lewd!

M-M-M-M-M-My husband! I will slay this indecent woman! How dare she show her bare skin!

Oh my, oh my! Hehehe, if you prefer to do it that way, that's quite fine.

...Tch. (Silently deactivates recording mode.)

Doctor?

I didn't do anything. Not a thing. Unfortunately, it's time for combat.

Every party needs dancers. Everyone, fight to your heart's content!

Is the opening act done yet? It's my turn now.

Behold the power of Mata Hari, the woman with the Eyes of the Sun! ...I guess that's a good opening.

Oh my, I lost. You may proceed.

There's still much more song and dance for you to enjoy!

Deluxe to your heart's content!

Servant Assassin has retreated.

...Good. It appears the party's just getting started.

Should I make my wedding reception something like this?

Get your act together. This isn't just my problem, you know?

Oh my! I was just thinking the same thing!

I was just about to say that I didn't want a flashy ceremony!

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My, there's certainly a sense of hopeless despair in knowing that the result will always be the same, huh Fujimaru!