The Uruk's Yamato's Cha's King

Muaaahaaahaaahaaa!

After all that went down, we started growing so much rice that Chacha was able to rebuild Chacha's Fortress of the Sun! It's the dawn of a new Yayoi period economic bubble!

No, wait. Chronologically, we're beating the Yayoi period to the punch, so that actually makes this the new original Fortress of the Sun!

The dawn of Japan now begins with Chacha! Right, Nagayoshi!?

Hahahahaha!

I'm amazed you built the Fortress of the Sun before Lord Toyotomi, Lady Chacha! The One-Night Castle is like a joke in comparison!

But that's fine by me! I like that sort of thing!

In fact, now's our chance to take over as much of this kingdom as we can! We can bring back the Toyotomi clan in style!

No, wait. The Toyotomi isn't even a thing yet, is it? Wahahaha!

Ah well, I don't care as long as I get my name in the new history books!

Come on, Warring States-thinking in the Yayoi period? You guys should know better than that.

Auntie!? Wh-when did you get here!?

We're here to bring you home, Chacha. Come on, let's go.

Unfortunately, Chacha's not really mature enough to go along with that.

Besides, now Chacha has this.

Behold the golden sigil I acquired during an embassy trip NOT to visit the Sui in China, but to Uruk instead!

Behold the sigil presented to me by Uruk, acknowledging me as "Cha, Ruler of Wa"!

Ooh, I think I've seen that before! That's one of those gold shiny things with weird patterns on them, right?

I think I might've gotten one from the Kingdom of Wei myself!

Is no one going to say anything about the fact that the Sui dynasty doesn't even exist yet and Uruk's been long gone at this point in time!?

Heh. It just goes to show that Uruk's spirit prevails across time and space.

Which is why I'm now actively recruiting new citizens of Uruk from around the world!

Hey! Don't just show up out of nowhere like that!

Anyway, with this, Chacha can do whatever she wants, and the king of Uruk will take full responsibility. It's the birth of a new kingdom: Chacha Taikoku!

Now defeat them, Nagayoshi!

All riiight! Get ready to fight, punks! When we're done, I'll brew you some of my special tea!