Chaldea Game Night - Let's Play with Altria 2

Well? Why did you come to see me today?

Heh. Is that so?

Well, you thought right.

Well, thank you for putting it so nicely! Still, huhu...

...the embarrassing truth is...I actually do have experience with this sort of thing.

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As a man who's been surfing the open web a long time, there have certainly been occasions when I've thought to make a game or two of my own.

Wow, I'm impressed. Did you use magecraft to put them together?

Magecraft? Ha! Why would I do that?! That'd just make the game be done in an instant!

Games are supposed to be made with blood, sweat, tears, and other various excretions!

They're meant to be polished until they shine like your own soul! You can't just rely on some weird mysterious power!

Huh.

(Magecraft is actually a pretty storied and demanding discipline in its own right.)

(A lot of people seem to be under the impression that it's all about shortcuts and taking the easy way out... But, oh well!)

I know what you want to say, Alcas, but let's keep it to ourselves, or we'll be here all day.

Yeah. Besides, just like how he doesn't know magecraft, I don't know the first thing about making games.

All right, time to show you the digital masterpiece I poured my heart into making!

Take a look at this ROM!

It's the tale of the lone King of Knights...

...challenging a dangerous, otherworldly land of fairies...

Just keep throwing your lance! That's all you've gotta do!

Here, players can lose themselves in intense battles of items and magecraft that are all about speed, elegance, and unique action mechanics!

The sound effects are, of course, all sourced from FM radio!

It's available only on the PG-8801, and it's called...

"Spirits 'n Skellies"!

Whup, careful there! Pits are instant death!

Hmm, okay, it should be any moment now. I'm impressed you made it this far on your first playthrough...

...but now, you'll need to really git gud! Prepare to meet one of the game's most terrifying foes!

And here she is!

This ultimate mid-boss dodges anything you throw at her with lightning speed and reflexes! She's all but synonymous with Spirits 'n Skellies!

Blood O'Roaraaa!!!

Aurora!?

No, O'Roara. Her name's Blood O'Roara.

Spirits 'n Skellies! I see. So this is what sort of game it is!

I understand what is going on now!

This is essentially a rip-off of the gaming classic "Ghosts 'n Gob

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Yeah, that's far enough! Th-the important thing is, it's technically an Altria game!

And now that we've tried it out, let's move on to the next one!