GUDAGUDA Majin War

...So, you have come, Chaldeans.

Come on, Okita Alter, let's go home. Chacha's been worried sick about you.

Yeah, Alter me. I swear, you can be such a handful sometimes...

...I cannot. For you see, I cannot leave this place.

Hang on. Something's not right here...

...You aren't really Okita Alter, are you?

...Heh. Well done, Demon King Nobunaga.

I suppose I should have known a Nobunaga would see right through me.

That's right, it is I! The sword with the power of the Counter Force: Rengokuken!

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Now I see. So you're the one who's controlling Okita Alter.

I've never heard of a sword controlling its wielder before... And how is it so powerful!?

I care not if you are god or demon. Stand in my way, and I shall hurl you into the infinite rift!

Dammit! I guess this is it!

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...Nnn...

Uh-oh, I must've fallen asleep. Hm? Oh, morning, Master.

...Is something wrong? What are you doing here?

Wait... Was she just sleeping this whole time?

Tch! Just my luck...

Hm? Did Rengoku do something while I was asleep?

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Really? Is that true, Rengoku?

Well, you know, what can I say? You were sleeping so soundly that I didn't want to wake you up.

So I thought I'd let you get a good, long rest for once...

THAT'S why you went to all the trouble of maintaining this Singularity?

Oh buzz off. This is the only kind of place she can get any decent shut-eye. That's just how she's built.

I see... So you did all this just to let me rest...

Hey, it wasn't just you. I was pretty beat myself.

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Heh. Okay, I'm shutting up now. Make sure she doesn't get into any trouble, all right?

Um... Is that the Singularity falling apart?

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. You know that Holy Grail you guys left behind? It stuck to the remains of one of those reeeally dangerous guys and made it even bigger.

It's a good thing you showed up when you did. I don't know how much longer I'd've been able to keep it in check.

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RRRAAAAAAHHH!!!

Way to bury the lead!!!

Damn, it's huger than ever! Where the hell's this thing get off evolving and regenerating on its own!?

I'm sorry Rengoku caused you so much trouble. Here, let me handle this.

Master, you take the others and

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...Master.

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Hehe... Sounds good to me! We'll take care of this together, then we'll all go home together!

Hey, I'm sure we'll have an easier time with this thing compared to Maxwell's Demon.

After all, we've got Bishamonten, the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, and a Counter Force Guardian on our side!

A god, a demon, and the Counter Force... You know, you're right. Together, I bet we could save the entire world!

Oh, yeah, I guess we've got a boring old regular man-slayer too, don't we?

You just can't quit while you're ahead, can you, Nobbu!?

I see... Yes, you're right.

Let's all go home together...to Chaldea!

Gosh, Chacha had no idea about any of that.

Chacha was having so much fun in the furry park that Chacha didn't even notice you were gone.

Oh, here. Chacha got you some Atalan-tea as a souvenir.

Where did she even find the time to make these cheap souvenirs...?

Anyway, I was wondering where you were. I never guessed you'd be living it up in the park I wasn't allowed into.

Well hey, at least you found Little Okita! Like Chacha always says, all's well that ends well!

I sure hope that's the last time you get lost in a Singularity, Alter me.

Still, I was really happy that you all came to find me. Joyful, even.

Next time, I'll research my destination before I go, then I'll make a list of everywhere I plan to visit.

C'mon, don't do that. No one's gonna be afraid of a demonic sword with a GPS on it.

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Sheesh. Who would've thought one little box could cause so much trouble?

It's a little terrifying that something so small could manifest a world so complex. I hope I never have to go back in there again.

C-come quick! Now Mori got left behind in the box and spawned a Singularity full of nothing but Berserkers!

Mwahahahaha! Nope, that's it! We're done here!