Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Almost Weekly Santa Alter

2nd Night: Her Name is Little Marie

Almost Weekly Santa Alter. Almost Weekly Santa Alter

2 scenes, 104 lines

1. Before the battle

59 lines
Santa Alter

Good work with your reindeer training. You're fighting Christmas monsters when you have time, right?

Thanks to your efforts, the fuel for my sleigh... The Santa Points have been building up nicely.

Now I can deliver the next present. Good work, Fujimaru.

Let's go over this one more time Christmas celebrates the birth of a certain person.

It is the mass of Christ, hence the word Christmas.

These days, Christmas Eve is December 24th, and the 25th itself is Christmas.

But the original period was much longer. His birth was celebrated for days, reaching its peak on the 25th.

In other words, beginning my advance this early is Santa's old way of doing it.

Your choice

You're doing it the classic way.

Santa Alter

Of course. Function follows form. Destroying everything thoroughly is the classic way to win.

Your choice

Advance? Like a military advance?

Santa Alter

... ...

I see our destination. Give me your magical energy, Reindeer!

?!

This "Dear Santa" letter is from Marie, a girl who lives in France.

Two of her friends are always fighting, so she wants a present to bring them together, it says.

Humph. How stupid. Santa only grants one's own wishes.

I have no presents to bring happiness to other people. What does this Marie think Christmas is about, anyway?

Your choice

Sounds like a mistake Marie would make.

Santa Alter

That's right. If she wants to bring them together, she should pick a present herself.

She should do what I did. I once sent two knights who were fighting a single horse, and told them this...

"This is for the one who thinks they're better than the other." I knew this would test them and form a friendship.

It worked perfectly. They stopped arguing in front of others. Although they were trying so hard not to snap at each other when they smiled, but oh well.

That was Agravain's idea. Aggy always gave me the best advice.

Your choice

Sounds like a mistake you'd make.

Santa Alter

I'm not making any mistakes.

Santa brings gifts. She does not bring happiness.

Whether the gifts bring happiness depends on if the little ones have been good or not.

?!

...Hmm? This should be the insertion point... But it's a snowy field.

The French Marie is without a doubt a member of the royal family.

I was expecting her Christmas party to be nationwide chaos, with mountains of expensive turkeys...

???

Found you! That's your last airspace violation, Santa Claus!

Santa Alter

What!? We're 2,000 meters in the air! Don't you think that's crazy?

???

That's my line! What's with that hippo sleigh? Are you kidding me?

Also a date in the sky with Master was going to be my thing! Don't steal it from me!

Your choice

What is that eagle...bird?

Santa Alter

That's a hippogriff, Reindeer. It's often mistaken for a griffin.

I mistake them often myself. Neither is as good as a dragon, so don't waste time remembering.

???

ARGH! Don't think that firepower equals strength! How short-sighted can you be?

Your choice

Wow, that's so cool!

???

Huh...it is? Am I... Cool? I'm used to being called cute...

...but "cool" is new. You're making me blush... Hehe.

Santa Alter

...Maybe I'll crush them. More specifically, I'll smack you hard right between the legs.

???

Humph. I don't like that kind of sexual prejudice. That's not a weak point for me anyway.

?!

Hmmph, target sighted! Marie, up here! Fire everything you've got!

Santa Alter

What!?

We've been hit! Grab on, Reindeer! We're crash-landing!

Tch. They shot down Santa Claus! Is this the French way? I knew I shouldn't trust them!

d'Eon

That's my line, you suspicious woman! Go back to Santa Claus village!

Marie

Oh my. That's rude to Finland, d'Eon. The fault lies entirely with this wicked Santa.

Hehehe. I've never felt so violent before. It's exciting! Shooting a cannon is fun♡

Santa Alter

Not interested in negotiations, huh? You're after my sack of presents, aren't you?

Very well. Santa is destined to be a target for thieves. I'll deal with you before I go see Marie.

Let's go, Master! We can ride that merry-go-round after we're done!

Marie

...Huh? Do I have the wrong person? Maybe Astolfo's got bad eyesight...

It doesn't matter. Tonight's a festival night! Little problems will melt away with the snow.

Vive la France! My dear, gallant Santa, do you like snowball fights?

2. After the battle

45 lines
d'Eon

...Such amazing bladework. This couldn't be Santa, could it?

Marie

Oh, didn't you realize when the fight started? This isn't the same Santa Claus as before.

d'Eon

I-I'm sorry... I wasn't thinking straight... But my queen, if you noticed then why didn't you stop?

Marie

I'm sorry, but I wanted to keep the momentum going! You had fun too, didn't you Santa?

Santa Alter

Of course. It's good to revisit one's childhood. I'm sorry for being so rough with your knight.

By the way, that well-bred dog... Are you perhaps Marie?

Marie

Yes, I am Marie. You read my letter, didn't you, Santa?

d'Eon

(Dog... That Chimera was a dog? That definitely wasn't a papillon, but if the queen says so...)

Astolfo

I'm here! ...Wait. Is the fight over already? I don't get to fight?

Santa Alter

So this is everyone, huh? It seems there was a misunderstanding, but it's solved now.

I'll give you your presents then. Line up, you violent children.

Marie

Okay! Come on d'Eon, Astolfo, let's line up!

d'Eon

Huh? ...I get a present too? Are you actually a nice person, even though you don't look like one?

Santa Alter

That last part was unnecessary. You and I should get along. You have my respect.

Men's attire in France is really elegant, isn't it, Knight? Give me more details later. I like those frills.

d'Eon

I am not cross-dressing! I am a man as you can see!

Santa Alter

...You heard them. Anything you want to say, Hippo?

Astolfo

Why are you asking me? What's wrong with a girl dressing like a boy?

People should wear the clothes that suit them. I think d'Eon's letting clothes run their life, though...

d'Eon

You're too free-spirited! You, Roland... Are the 12 Paladins filled with nothing with perverts?

Astolfo

Huh? Comparing me to Roland isn't fair!

He's the type who wind up in handcuffs. I get my name in the papers!

Santa Alter

I'm glad you're all getting along. Let me see...

This is for you, Marie. I hope it gives you inspiration for the Merry-Go-Round.

Marie

Oh my! A glass horse! Thank you, Santa!

Santa Alter

Next is the Knight. You get this.

d'Eon

A m-maid? Why do I get a maid outfit? Am I supposed to wear this?

Santa Alter

It's a message to at least make better food than the cat. That is, if anyone will take you at this point.

d'Eon

I'll be single for the rest of my life! Even as a Servant!

Santa Alter

I see. I think we'll get along well there, too. Give me your contact info later.

...Now then.

Astolfo

...(Excited)

Santa Alter

Let's go, Reindeer. Farewell, and see you next year!

Astolfo

H-Hold it! What about me? What do I get, Santa?

Santa Alter

Nothing! He who does not fight shall not get presents! You were too lazy to save Orleans!

d'Eon

She's got you there. Even Atalante showed up as an enemy.

Astolfo

What!? That wasn't my fault!

The France chapter ended a long time ago! That means I couldn't possiblyoww!?

Marie

Oh my. I guess Santa gave you a present after all.

A Halloween pumpkin... What does that mean?

Astolfo

Um... Maybe that I'm cute like a pumpkin?

Aww, she said those mean things but she actually loves me... Tehehe.

d'Eon

No, I think she's saying you're an idiot who was late for the party. This is a Craft Essence that's past its expiration date.

Marie

Oh, I get it! It means "You won't be in anything until next year's Halloween."

Astolfo

What? I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-LE! That can't be right! I'll be back sooner than that!