E-JAPAN

Here I am! Hi, everyone!

Huh? (Asking who this is via eye contact)

Huh? (Wondering who this is via eye contact)

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No way! Chirp! What's the great Elisabeth doing here!?

I can't believe it! The biggest superidol in the whole oni world, here at our party room!? Chirp!

Does this mean we'll get to hear her metal monster voice live!? Chirp chirp, with bass so strong it'll kill you again!?

She must have heard our prayers (read: stress complaints) and come to save us! Elisabeth, destroy our boring daily lives! Cheep!

Shut up, birdbrains, before I destroy you all! Thanks for your support! I'll make sure to roast you all up nice and juicy tonight!

Wow, I've never been greeted this enthusiastically before! I guess all those videos I uploaded paid off!

Never mind that they're all sparrows sitting on cushions!

Chirp chirp, oni are so cool! And your new dress is wicked! Who could've known heavy metal and kimono went so well together!?

Y-you really think so?

I mean, I know I thought I had a real shot of topping the UK charts with this getup...

But hey, of course I do! This dress is made from genuine salamander skin, after all!

Let me say that one more time: this dress is made entirely out of fire salamander skin!

Really...!? Then, in other words, the whole thing is Phantasmal leather with a fire alignment!?

Right! Let's do this thing, cold-blooded.

For my opening number, I'll be singing one of Japan's best tragic love songs, "Painful Princess☆The Stalking Dragon"!

All right! Time to diss this place up, New Year's style!

Yaaaaaay! Burn us all up, Anchirrrp!

Aah! Elisabeth's sonic breath is sending the sparrows helter-skelter!

Wheee! Chiiirp! This is the best! It feels like flying inside a storm!

They're bouncing around like rubber balls! But they seem to be...enjoying it...?

Awww yeah, this rocks! I knew I had fans on Earth who could keep up with my singing!

Let's keep this ball rolling! Here's the techno version of "Love, Red Nerds, and Cherry Pies"!

Chirrrp! The walls and tatami are coming apart, chirp, and I don't even care! I can die happy now, chirrrp!

Master, I feel bad interrupting the sparrows and Elisabeth when they're clearly enjoying themselves so much, but

Indeed, we can't have them literally bringing the house down! Go on, Fujimaru, put a stop to this!

I'm not holding anything!

That's the best compliment I've ever received! You might as well have taken an AED to my heart!

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Hey, what's the big idea!? Can't you see I'm performing a show here!?

Besides, aren't you the ones who asked me to liven up the new event hall!?

A-and we are sorry about that! But if you keep performing like this, we'll need to build the hall all over again...

See? Even a security guard has come to stop you!

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Right. So would you mind changing venues to the outdoor stage?

That would let all of us enjoy your show, so...

You have an outdoor stage, too!? Why didn't you say so! Ooh, that must've been the place with all the fog!

Well that's fine with me! It might be a little cold outside, but I'll have you all fired up in no time!

See you later then, Puppy! Happy 2021!

See you later then, Puppy! Happy 2022!

M-much better. I must say, that girl certainly is...spirited, isn't she.

Hm? What's that on the ground? ...Ah, I see. This must have come off her outfit.

W-well, in folklore salamanders love fire right? I see no difference between a fire-loving salamander and a fire-rat. So let's just say this is from a fire-rat robe.

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