Brilliant Summer - Sing a Song! -

And a one, and a two♪

Doo-waaa♪

Bala-bon-bala-bon♪

Yes, very good. Keep going!

Elohim, Essaim♪

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn♪

Huh? That doesn't sound right.

Fou.

Their voices are so lovely. It's all very soothing.

Really? I was hoping for a more extreme song.

Something more pirate-like... A rebellious rock anthem, for example.

...That incantation at the end wasn't extreme enough for you?

Yes, you're all good.

A beautiful voice heals the soul, so don't ever forget how to sing, little ones, okay?

Okay!

Singing is such a wonderful activity, yup.

The finest achievement of a civilization, yup.

Will singing lead to world peace? Will it make weapons disappear? Will it turn the world into a giant unisex hot spring?

Nope.

Oh...

???

I don't think even she can understand the piglets' logic anymore. Not even France's number one idol.

Idol. I like the sound of that, yup.

Why don't we have a concert? I want to really test my pipes, yup.

Let's do it, yup.

Let's do it, yup.

Then it's decided, yup.

Huh? What's decided?

Goddess. We want to hold a concert, yup!

...Wonderful! That's a wonderful idea! Oh, little ones, you're amazing!

Aw shucks, yup.

Hmm, but we'll need a proper venue.

...Come to think of it, the other day we just built a... Aha!

Master! I just had a good idea!

A boar piglet concert? Yes, I think that's a lovely idea.

I know, right? Let's start by making invitations!

Invitations?

Like the ones from the devil, yup?

It's a sad thing that your adventures...

...have only just begun here.

Oh? I don't think that's how the message goes.

...All right, piglets. Let's get to work.

Okay!

Fou...

We made a lot of invitations. Let's hand them out to the other piglets.

We can live off of the royalties, yup.

That's for another time.

Goddess, Goddess. Who should we deliver the invitations to?

Who? Mmm, how about to those you want to become friends with?

That we want to be friends with, yup?

I want to deliver love and excitement all over the world, yup!

Because love and excitement are free!

Free... I like the sound of that.

Fou.

Fujimaru, Mash, please deliver the invitations to everyone, too.

Yes, sure.

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Well, Senpai, what should we do? Shall we start by delivering them to the other boar piglets?

We'd appreciate that, yup.

(Praying)

Invitations delivered by Master will surely be valued at a premium, yup.

Auction, auction, yup!

They won't attract a premium, no. Please use them.

We passed them out to a lot of boar piglets, but there are still so many left.

...Look at how most of them are just showing them off to each other...

My invitation has been specially printed, yup. Want to see?

Mine is fancier. The color is bone white and the typeface is... S-Silian Rail?

Now there's some fast trivia for you, yup.

This conversation makes me think of the last days of a materialistic civilization.

Fou!

I think Fou wants to call "Out!" on that last comment.

Anyway, I think it would be meaningless to deliver any more invitations to the boar piglets.

Mash, Master. What's the matter?

We've handed out most of the invitations now, but...

Hmm...I know! Let's give them to other Servants, too.

I'm sure everyone would want to listen to the boar piglets sing.

Y-You think so?

Come on, let's force the invitations on anyone we see!

...Singing piglets? I see. That certainly sounds like a nice experiment.

The building is almost complete, so I'll probably be a little late, but count me in.

Huh? A boar piglet concert? I-I'm not interested. Besides, I'm a delinquent!

And I'm busy surfing, too!

No excuses. Like it or not, you're going to listen to them, Miss Mo.

After all, they're looking forward to it. So if you still refuse, knowing that, then

Then what?

Well, Your Highness!? If you want to threaten me, you'd better put a little muscle on those scrawny arms first!

If that's the way you want it to be, I'll maul you with this beach ball and force the invitation on you!

Seriously!? I see!!

You asked for it! This'll be a nice change of pace for me, taking on a Servant instead of the usual demon boars!

All right, come and get me!

Argh! I lost! Fine, you win. I'll go, dammit!

Heeheehee. Thank you, Miss Mo!

Stop calling me that already.

...Master, it seems like Mordred held back a little.

Exactly. No matter what she says, Mordred is actually fond of the boar piglets.

Hey, Master. Keep yapping like that and I'll sew your mouth shut!

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Okay, who else should we give an invitation to? If possible, I'd like it to be another Servant who refuses to come!

...Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Excuse me? The boar piglets in concert? Mmm, that's not Tamamo's style. I'm not really interested, so I'll pass!

You can't.

Huh? But I said no.

Watching those boar piglets singing on stage is not my idea of a good time.

Too bad♪

Um, from the way you're holding that beach ball, I take it

Yes! after I knock you out, I will stuff the invitation in your hands!

MIKOOON!

I won! So I'll just stuff this invitation somewhere on you!

Don't they have laws against threats on this island?

Treats?

There's medicine for stomachaches from eating too many treats, yup.

It won't make you drowsy or tired either. Plus it works as a painkiller. Oh, and it cures cavities and appendicitis, yup.

And it's completely LEGAL, yup!

As always, you speak of teeth-grinding nonsense that has nothing to do with us!

I'm sure your concert will be just as bad, if not worse!

Ugh, but I'm forced to go after losing that duel, so I had better be prepared...

All right, the concert hall is filled to capacity!

This must be exciting, Marie.

All of the singing boar piglets are here. It's adorable how nervous they seem.

I wonder what they're going to sing.

Hmph. Songs not fit for human or Servant ears, I'll wager.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to start things off with this little number, yup. The title is...

Those were some truly fantastic songs.

A standing ovation... Thunderous applause... The boar piglets seem extremely pleased with the outcome, too.

...Just one thing, though.

For some reason all of the songs they chose had troubling lyrics and a dark tone.

Like "One, two, Freddy's coming for you"... "Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by"... and "Bloody Mary"...

I told you so!!