Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa

Holy Sister

Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa. Hotel

1 scenes, 125 lines

1. Before the battle

125 lines
Jeanne Alter

...Good morning.

Your choice

Good morning.

Jeanne Alter

?!

Today, I thought we'd go check out Diamond Head.

Your choice

Roger that!

Jeanne Alter

?!

Cool. Oh, and don't forget the camera.

Come in.

Jeanne

Goood morning!

Jeanne Alter

...Guess you got our rooms mixed up. Bye now. Happens all the time.

Your choice

Yeaaah, pretty sure it doesn't?

Jeanne Alter

?!

Look, I'm trying to be nice here, all right?

Jeanne

What's wrong with me visiting my little sister!?

Jeanne Alter

Hello, front desk?

I've got some nutjob claiming to be my sister in here. Mind kicking her out for me?

Jekyll

Is this a prank call?

Jeanne

Sooo, how's your manga going? (Said while grabbing a sandwich)

Jeanne Alter

It's going.

Jeanne

Aww, come on, you can at least tell me something about it.

As for me, I (Said around a mouthful of scrambled eggs)

Jeanne Alter

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

You're drawing a love story about dolphins, and you're about eighty percent done.

Jeanne

Huh? How did you know that!? (Said while drinking clear soup)

Jeanne Alter

...Eh, I have my ways. You're really stuffing your face, huh?

Jeanne

Hehe, I'm so glad you're interested in getting to know me better.

So how far are (Carving up French toast)

Jeanne Alter

I'd say I'm about halfway done.

...Can I ask you something, Blondie?

Jeanne

Please don't call me that...

Anyway...(nom, nom)...what is it? (Savoring chewy sausage)

Jeanne Alter

Why'd you start drawing manga in the first place? Also, you sure you're not eating too much?

Jeanne

Hmm... That's a good question.

I'm Jeanne d'Arc, Heroic Spirit and Servant. But at one point, I started thinking...

If somehow I were neither of those things...if I were nobody, really...

...what would I want to do with my time? What should I do with it?

That was when Marie asked me to try making a manga with her.

I just get this feeling of such delight from making manga! Coming up with stories, writing them, then finally drawing it all... You can't beat that feeling!

Jeanne Alter

Think so, huh?

Jeanne

Yes, as stories were never a big part of our lives. (Trying the pudding again)

Jeanne Alter

Maybe not, but I pretty much am a story.

Also, you're stuffing yourself too much. Like, way too much.

Jeanne

That's why I wanted a story about someone I came up with who wasn't me.

What about you? How come you're drawing a manga? (Yes, I'm stuffing myself, I can't help it.)

Jeanne Alter

Why else? To make a better one than your story with the princess and the monster.

Jeanne

Princess and monster...?

What happens in that story? (This honey's too good. I can't stop.)

Jeanne Alter

What do you mean? You drew it, didn't you?

Jeanne

Sorry, I don't recall ever drawing a story like that...

Jeanne Alter

...Well, it's about...

Jeanne

Hmmm. No, that doesn't ring any bells at all.

Could I see it for myself? (I wonder if I could get a loco moco plate this early...)

Jeanne Alter

All right, hang on.

...Huh? That's weird.

Did I give it to you at some point, Fujimaru?

Your choice

I've never even read it.

Jeanne Alter

?!

Right. That tracks.

I locked it up and hid it so no one else would get a chance to read it and think it was better than mine.

Weird. Maybe it disappeared when we got caught up in this loop?

Jeanne

Loop?

Jeanne Alter

...Forget about that.

Oh, and one more thing. Have you seen BB anywhere?

Jeanne

Of course. She's running ServantFes this year, after all.

I've seen her running around a lot getting everything ready.

Your choice

Did you notice anything unusual about her?

Jeanne

?!

Anything unusual?

...Hmm. Now that you mention it, she did seem a little different from the image I had of her.

And I don't mean her new tan and hair. That seemed right at home here in the tropics.

It's more like, something about her felt fundamentally different from the rest of us.

Jeanne Alter

...Makes sense.

Jeanne

Come to think of it, you're not the first to ask me about BB.

Jeanne Alter

Really? Who else did?

Jeanne

The Count of Monte Cristo. Have you not run into him yet?

He's usually hanging around the beach at night, though I wish he would come out earlier in the day.

He's so popular with children that Jack, Nursery, and Lily have been staying up well past their bedtimes.

Your choice

The Count? Popular with children...?

Jeanne

They all enjoy imitating his laugh. Blackbeard sounds the closest to him.

Your choice

Kuhahahaha!

Jeanne Alter

Could you not with the sudden impressions?

?!

Jeanne

Ahh, that loco moco was just as yummy as it looked! (Coffee sip)

Jeanne Alter

You ate so much it actually put Master off his own appetite...

Jeanne

I've been swimming with Reece a lot lately, so I need all the energy I can get.

Jeanne Alter

Right, that dolphin.

Jeanne

Yes, this dolphin.

Jeanne Alter

The hell!? Could you freakin' NOT summon a dolphin into a hotel!?

Tamamo Cat

Oh? Our catch of the day is looking even fresher than usual. But we don't serve dolphin or whale here.

Sharks, on the other handI've chopped enough of those bad boys into pieces to make my own TV series. I think I'm gonna try for a full-blown motion picture next.

C:Jeanne

Nobody is making pieces out of my Reece.

Anyway, since we're all here together, how would you two like to come swimming with me?

Jeanne Alter

...Yeah, okay.

C:Jeanne

Huh?

Jeanne Alter

Huh what? Come on, let's go.

C:Jeanne

Master, Master, is Alter okay?

She's being so agreeable that I'm a little shocked...

Your choice

Maybe her new Spirit Origin's made her more mellow?

C:Jeanne

Yes, that might be it.

Swimsuits do tend to make Servants feel more liberated, and that can affect many aspects of their personality.

Your choice

Maybe it's all the drawing she's been doing.

C:Jeanne

I see. If that's all it is, then I'm glad to hear it.

Anything that can get Alter to smile more is a good thing in my book.

?!

Jeanne Alter

...What're you gossiping about over there? C'mon, let's go already.

C:Jeanne

C-coming!

Take this!

Jeanne Alter

Ahaha, you're gonna pay for that...

Hrah!

C:Jeanne

Hey! No throwing real weapons!

Jeanne Alter

Why not? You can always just throw that dolphin of yours.

Jeanne

Oh, good idea. Get her, Reece!

Jeanne Alter

You thought I was serious!?

Jeanne

Good boy, Reece. That was great.

Jeanne Alter

Master, if there's one thing I've learned today, it's that dolphins are freaking terrifying when they're bearing down on you with open mouths.

Your choice

Their teeth do look like chain saw blades, don't they...

Jeanne Alter

?!

Jeanne

Oh, you two are so mean. How could any creature this cute be scary?

Jeanne Alter

Yeah, the only thing I hear him squeaking is, "Death to all humans."

C:Jeanne

He is not saying that!

Jeanne Alter

...Hey, I just got a great idea.

Next time I make a manga, I'm gonna make it about a dolphin death game.

What do you think of "So Long, and Thanks for All the Kills" for the title?

C:Jeanne

Ugh!

Just so you know, Reece still has another transformation up his sleeve! Er, flipper!