Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Valentine's 2023

Final Section: The Goddess and Her Delightful Comrades

Valentine's 2023. Chaldea Gate

1 scenes, 128 lines

1. Before the battle

128 lines
Cú Chulainn

Phew. Talk about live and let live, huh?

Everything's gone back to the usual Valentine's Day routine, like nothing ever happened.

Mash

That goes for everyone who ate the God Love, too. They're all back to normal now.

Da Vinci

They sure are. I've checked.

Honestly, part of me is impressed that Caren got her chocolate to catch on as much as it did.

She might have been a great marketer in a different life.

Cú Chulainn

Not that it made our lives any easier. Eesh...

Do any of the other Servants even have any idea how hard we worked to get everything and everyone back to normal?

Kid Gil

Maybe not, but that just goes to show how peaceful it is again. I'd say that's a good thing.

What about you, Cú Chulainn? Are you sure you want to be here right now?

I hear Medb is running all around Chaldea looking for you.

Cú Chulainn

I know. Why do you think I'm hanging out here, of all places?

Your choice

"Of all places"?

Cú Chulainn

?!

Da Vinci

Oh right, I just remembered.

Jason was freaking out about some prized collection of his having gone missing earlier.

You guys wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

Your choice

Oh, right.

Whoops. I completely forgot about that...

Da Vinci

?!

Kid Gil

That rare Heracles memorabilia collection?

Cú Chulainn

You still have that stuff put away? No wonder it still stinks of testosterone in here.

Mash

Hehe. Still, I'm sure Jason will be thrilled when we return his collection.

Da Vinci

I'm glad you think so, because I was about to ask you to do just that.

Don't worry about the rest of the aftermath. I'll take care of that. Great work, guys.

Oh, and Mash?

Mash

Y-yes!?

Da Vinci

Just so you know, I don't have any assignments for you at the moment...

So now's your chance to make the most of Valentine's Day.

They sure are. I've checked.

Honestly, part of me is impressed that Caren got her chocolate to catch on as much as it did.

She might have been a great marketer in a different life.

Cú Chulainn

Not that it made our lives any easier. Eesh...

Do any of the other Servants even have any idea how hard we worked to get everything and everyone back to normal?

Kid Gil

Maybe not, but that just goes to show how peaceful it is again. I'd say that's a good thing.

What about you, Cú Chulainn? Are you sure you want to be here right now?

I hear Medb is running all around Chaldea looking for you.

Cú Chulainn

I know. Why do you think I'm hanging out here, of all places?

Your choice

"Of all places"?

Cú Chulainn

?!

Da Vinci

Oh right, I just remembered.

Jason was freaking out about some prized collection of his having gone missing earlier.

You guys wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

Your choice

Oh, right.

Whoops. I completely forgot about that...

Da Vinci

?!

Kid Gil

That rare Heracles memorabilia collection?

Cú Chulainn

You still have that stuff put away? No wonder it still stinks of testosterone in here.

Mash

Hehe. Still, I'm sure Jason will be thrilled when we return his collection.

Da Vinci

I'm glad you think so, because I was about to ask you to do just that.

Don't worry about the rest of the aftermath. I'll take care of that. Great work, guys.

Oh, and Mash?

Mash

Y-yes!?

Da Vinci

Just so you know, I don't have any assignments for you at the moment...

So now's your chance to make the most of Valentine's Day.

Mash

O-okay! Thank you, Da Vinci!

Cú Chulainn

... ...

Kid Gil

... ...

Cú Chulainn

Oh, hey, uh...

I just remembered I have to do...something. Gotta run.

Come on, kid, you too.

Kid Gil

Huh? I don't want to go.

I'm going to stay right here so I can see how this all plays out.

Mash

Um, how what plays out...?

Cú Chulainn

Just come on already! You and I're going to go make the arounds in Chaldea.

Kid Gil

What!? I never signed up for that!

???

Well, that sounds perfect.

Both

...What did you say?

Caren

I didn't had the time for a nice, relaxed exploration of Chaldea before.

Would you mind if I joined you on your rounds?

Both

Gaaaaaah!

Mash

C-Caren? What are you doing here?

Your choice

Yeah, what about your dramatic exit?

Mash

?!

Caren

Yes, well, that's what I was planning to do...

But then I figured I may as well recombine with Eros and Amor. And when I did...

...I ended up with just enough magical energy left over to rematerialize.

So that's what I did. It was pretty easy, too. It seems interpersonal bonds truly are powerful.

Still, I didn't have anywhere else to go, and it looked too cold to camp out...

So since we already formed a temporary contract once, I thought I'd come back so you could hire me on full-time♡

Kid Gil

No! No chance!

Cú Chulainn

For once, I agree with you! Don't do it, Master!

Keep her around, and there's no telling when she might try and kill you in your slee

Caren

(Slaps)

Both

Yeowww!

Caren

If you have enough energy to protest, then you must also have enough to show me around, no?

So come on then. I want you to tell me all there is to know about Chaldea's various facilities.

I intend to stay here for quite a long time, you know.

Both

Nooo freaking waaay!!!

Caren

As for you, Master, I look forward to working with you again.

Now please, don't mind us. Back to what you were doing. Don't worry, I'll take care of the rest.

Mash

U-um... Caren?

Medb

Aha! There you are, Cú!

...Huh?

Who's that woman with you, and why do you two look so chummy!?

Stay right where you are! You're not going anywhere until you've told me everything I want to know!

Caren

Hmm. That must be the famous Queen Medb I've heard so much about.

I see. So you're making passes at people even after being summoned as a Servant.

It seems you're more of a stallion than a ladies' man, Cú Chulainn. Or should I say, you dog.

Cú Chulainn

Now you're outright slandering me!?

Caren

I'm just stating an objective fact. Now, go on. Start running before she catches you.

Cú Chulainn

Dammiiiiiit!!!

Kid Gil

Why am I still mixed up in this!?

Medb

Get back heeere!

Your choice

...

Medb

?!

Mash

... ...

S-so, um...

It's certainly been an eventful few days, hasn't it, Senpai?

I know you've been through a lot this year thanks to chocolate...again...

B-but, um, they do say that sweets are the best remedy for exhaustion, so...

Um... Here.

I hope you like it!

Your choice

Thanks, Mash.

Mash

?!

N-not at all! It doesn't even come close to expressing how grateful I am to you for everything you do for me all year, so if anything, I should be the one thanking you!

Your choice

In that case...

Mash

?!

Huh?

Your choice

Here. This is for you.

Mash

?!

Does this mean...you had a gift prepared for me all this time, too?

Your choice

Well, yeah.

I mean, it is Valentine's Day, so.

Mash

?!

Hehe.

Thank you, Senpai. This was a wonderful surprise.

Now that all's said and done, I think this year's Valentine's Day turned out wonderfully as well!