Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa Ver. 2.0

Flirt and Frolic by the Ebbing Waves 2

Eternal Tropical Summer Altar, Luluhawa Ver. 2.0. Waikiki Street

2 scenes, 96 lines

1. Before the battle

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Abigail

Eek! Look out!

Katsushika Hokusai

What the...? What's goin' on?

Waikiki Street wasn't nearly this loud last time we came.

Kyokutei Bakin

Oh my, are they attacking!?

Super Bunyan

(Somehow, I ended up coming with them.)

Hm? Hey, look. There's something crazy going on in front of that store.

It almost looks like a riot. People are cursing each other out and everything.

Abigail

Hmph. Don't these people realize they're disturbing the peace? What are they shouting about, anyway...?

"How dare you contradict my headcanon?" "Trust in the Altriaverse."

"Does Mysterious Cat X count as an Altria?" "Lion Saber is best Saber."

"I tried making a lineup of all cowlick Altrias, duhuhu." "This series jumped the shark the moment X was introduced."

"Leave Mamatria alone." "It's all Shiro's fault." "Never mind that. Let's go Cuirassiering."

"Screw you, you ratty Altria troll. You're nothing but the next Rider of the Resistance!"

Katsushika Hokusai

Gah, never mind! Damn, are they really goin' at each other that bad?

...Uh-oh. They spotted us!

Your choice

Bishonen!

Great timing!

Abigail

Good evening, Master. And, you are...?

Omichi

Oh my. Is that you, Lady Ex?

X Alter

Yes, it's me: Mysterious Idol X Alter, aka Lady Ex.

I've actually been looking for you, Omichi. But right now, we have a situation that needs to be contained.

Omichi

For me?

Your choice

We can't have things devolving into chaos before the event even begins.

Would you help us get things under control here?

Omichi

?!

Kyokutei Bakin

Got it! Let's go, Michi! Let's go, Dog Warriors!

Omichi

Okay, Pops!

Eight Dog Warriors

Arf!

2. Before the battle

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Your choice

Thanks for helping us put down that riot, everyone!

?!

Katsushika Hokusai

Ah, don't worry 'bout it, Master! That wasn't nothin'! Though it was enough to work up an appetite!

Anywho, what'd ya wanna see us about?

X Alter

Let me explain.

Chloe suggested Master and I find you.

She knew you'd been struggling with the sudden change in direction, and asked if I would mind helping out.

As for me, I only arrived here recently. But once I learned about the Altria restriction...

...I thought I could be of some help as something of an Altria face myself.

Omichi

Oh my. That's very kind of you to offer, but...why were you looking for me in particular?

X Alter

Why? One word: mochi!

Between your handmade kusa mochi, warabi mochi, and uguisu mochi, you've treated me to countless yummy Japanese sweets in the time I've known you!

So if there's anything I can do now to repay the favor, I'll gladly do it.

Your choice

I know what you mean.

X Alter

You do? Well, of course you do. Omichi's Japanese sweets are so good you want to eat them every day.

In fact, I actually WAS eating them every day for quite a while. I only stopped when the Dog Warriors finally got fed up with me.

Your choice

That's great! Maybe you could do something similarfor Tamamo and Emiya sometime, too?

X Alter

G-got it. I'll keep an eye out for a chance to repay them both.

?!

Kyokutei Bakin

Hmm... All right, that makes sense.

Then I take it you'll be joining Bishonen, Lady Mysterious Idol X Alter?

X Alter

Yes. If you'll have me.

Kyokutei Bakin

Absolutely. We are in your debt.

Your choice

You're part of Bishonen too, Super Bunyan?

Super Bunyan

?!

Ulp...

...Would you be happy if I was, Fujimaru?

Your choice

That all depends on you. It's really your choice.

I just want you to be happy with whatever you choose to do.

Your choice

I know things have taken a weird turn here,but I still want everyone to enjoy their summer.

Regardless of what's happening, you deserve toenjoy your summer as much as anyone else.

Super Bunyan

?!

...I see.

...Employés.

Abigail

I'd be happy if you joined us.

Super Bunyan

Williams.

Abigail

I meant what I said about you not having to stay if you don't want to, but I at least hope you do.

Your Berserker self and my other self may be very good friends who spend a lot of time together...

...but I haven't really had a chance to get to know you as my summer self.

This seems like a great opportunity to change that. I'd love it if we could become better friends.

Omichi

(Whispering) Pops?

Kyokutei Bakin

I-I know...

I, uh... I'd like you to officially join us as well, Lady Super Bunyan.

You have a talent for seeing the bigger picture.

And as an author, of course I'd much rather make something that many people love instead of something suiting only my own tastes.

So even though it's going to be a lot of tedious work, would you be so kind as to lend Bishonen your aid?

Super Bunyan

...So, you want me to be your producer?

Kyokutei Bakin

Y-yes, that's it. That's the word I was looking for. I'm a writer, not a businessperson, after all.

Just remember, I'm still the leader of this club!

Omichi

Oh, Pops...

Super Bunyan

... ...

...Oui. I'll do it.

I'll be Bishonen's producer.

Your choice

Thanks, Bunyan.

Your choice

I knew you'd come through, Bakin.

Kyokutei Bakin

What can I say? I've had enough of petty squabbles and arrogance tearing our club apart.

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X Alter

That's great. Being a producer is a hugely important job.

All right then...

...let's get the first step of "Operation: Get Ex a Swimsuit" underway!

X Alter

Oh, oops. Sorry. I said the quiet part out loud. Please forget about that.

I mean it when I say I really do want to pay you back. I'll have to be more careful.

Omichi

...W-well, uh, at least it's good to have something to aspire to.