Fate/Grand Order story · Events, Pleasure Prison Csejte
I Will Come to Your Side, I Have Come
Pleasure Prison Csejte. Pumpkin Town
2 scenes, 72 lines
1. Before the battle
43 lines
It's further than I expected, but this town certainly looks more impressive than I imagined.
What do you think, Master? If you like, we could pause here for a moment to rest.
That sounds good.
All right then. Doctor, we're going to take a short break.
It'd be nice to eat some pumpkin pie.
!!! Good thinking, Senpai.
As good as being chosen by Weekly Halloween Magazine to receive the title of "This Autumn's Number One Master," maybe?
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Hmmm, I'm not detecting any enemies near you. Looks like you should be able to relax for a bit.
All right, it's time for our homemade lunch then. Here's to our super lunchtime!
My, how valiant. In that case, shall I lay out a blanket to sit on?
Ah, good idea. Please do.
There you are, Master. Please have a seat. Here, these are homemade grilled rice balls.
Thanks.
It's delicious!
By the way...
What are you doing here?
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Now that you mention it... Why are you here, Kiyohime?
Fofooooou!
Oh my, I would've thought one's wife would naturally always be at one's side.
I went to the trouble of hiding for him in a box tied with a bow, but my silly husband is just so indifferent.
Then he went and fell for that unspeakably shady invitation. As your loving wife, I couldn't sit by and do nothing.
How odd. Somehow, it feels as though the words I'm hearing are fatally irreconcilable with reality.
Fou...
And that, basically, is why I've come here. Fear not, I shall guard you flawlessly.
Yes, 24 hours a day, from head to toe, from all directions, without a second's hesitation.
Go on now, let the fanfare sound! "Kiyohime is now your wife!"
Thanks for your continued support.
Well, I'm overwhelmed with anxiety for your future, Fujimaru, but what do you think, Mash?
For once, I'm actually in agreement with you, Doctor...
Oh my, it seems something is nearby. Now then, Master, let us hold hands and go forth on a "honeymoon."
That was way too forced.
2. After the battle
29 linesI might or might not have heard about skulls being used as wonder drugs...
Master, would you care to use one?
Absolutely not.
No, thank you.
Heh, heh, heh... It seems my next guest has finally come.
Hee, hee, hee, the next guest is no one special. All the most important guests seem to have arrived.
Which is why this will be my very first and last love song. Hmm, how melancholy.
However, I doubt this is the last fool to come. Oh fleeting Master, shall I just call you Oxygen?
Oxy... What? Truly, you say the strangest things sometimes...
Anyways, even if this is both my first and last, that makes it all the more real for little ol' me!
All the preparations are complete for me to make my grand entrance, right?
Leave it to me, the food's all cooked! It's my seven-spice blend chicken-turkey! It's delicious!
Impressive... I hired you under the exaggerated boast that you were an all-powerful maid, but it seems you actually are all-powerful...
Ah, but little ol' me will handle the main dish. Be sure to leave some for me.
Le...Leave that? Severed...meal? And... What meat now? Stop using all these hard words, you lizard.
But somehow, I understood it all. It's my habit to eat every bit of my breakfast. Namu Amida Butsu.
Namu... What?
It's a fancy phrase in Japan.
I use it to mean, "Please forgive my brutality and depravity, for I am naught but a brutish beast."
...You're pretty knowledgeable sometimes, you know...
Well, anyways. Has everyone been dispatched?
Good to go. Surrounded on all sides. You'll wait here with all the grace of a proper castle master, won't you?
Yes, that way I can enjoy this banquet to the fullest.
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Wait, I do have some free time after all... Maybe little ol' me ought to go and meet them too?
Hmm, I'll kill you then?
I-I was just joking! Joking! I just thought I'd try!