Koyo Chinbu Police, Shinsengumi

With rumors of buried treasure spreading, the Imagawa remnants began committing crimes left and right, plunging what public order there was in Kai down to apocalyptic levels.

To combat this new threat, the Takeda clan worked together with Chaldea to establish a new peacekeeping brigade comprised of merciless man-slayers.

Thus, the Kouyou Chinbu Shinsengumi Police Force was born.

So which is it? The Kouyou Chinbutai, or the Shinsengumi?

Never mind that. Why're you an inspector and I'm just an officer!? Makes no damn sense!

Well, Mr. Saito has experience. He's been a police officer before.

What about you then, Okita? You ought to be in the same position as me!

I think this has more to do with that house you obliterated the other day.

Yeah, Nagakura. Just because a criminal happened to run into a civilian's house doesn't give you a license to go completely nuts.

How many damage reports do you think I had to write after you knocked that house into the next province? Spoiler alert: lots.

I swear. How do you even hit a house so hard it explodes!?

What, you want to know how I make my sword explode? Unlike the rest of you punk-asses, I put real spirit into my blade.

That was not a compliment.

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Kai's got some decent chilled pickles.

So hey, why's Hijikata still Vice Commander?

He was supposed to be the superintendent, but he kept insisting he was the Vice Commander, so they let him keep the title.

What, seriously? ...Then again, I can't imagine him as anything other than Vice Commander.

Besides, it's just us, so it's not like the hierarchy matters when we're out in the field.

That reminds me, we're supposed to get a new member today, right? Hopefully that'll make our job a little easier.

Come on, Master. Just be a good sport.

Oh hey, it's you. Nice to see you playing along.

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Please be careful, Master. The last new recruit we got was cut in the line of duty on their first day.

What? No, they weren't. They just packed up their stuff and fled the hospital under cover of night.

What, really? So that's why I haven't seem them around lately.

That's the trouble with whippersnappers these days. Too fragile.

Anyway, I'm expecting good things from you, new-new recruit!

Everyone, come quick! Another group of runaway Nobbu Drives just siphoned some gasoline and is headed north along the Takeda Expressway.

The Takeda clan are requesting immediate assistance!

Again? How many times is that now?

Oh, and you know that's not really a police uniform, right, Mr. Yamanami?

That's true. It looks more like something a ninja would wear.

Y-you think so? But, I can't just wear my normal outfit for this.

That's rich, coming from Detectives Windbreaker and Miniskirt here.

Shut up and get moving! We've got a job to do!

Yes, sir! First Unit, moving out!

Second Unit, get to work!

Third Unit, try not to fall too far behind.

Master, I'd like you to come along and help me keep things in check today.

All right! Shinsengumi, advance!