Section 1: Blackbeard Arrives

Dufufufufu... Open up

Fire!!!

My role was brief but glorious!

My dream of opening up Nippon...and setting up a Pirate Market in Zipangu...!

Welp, all done! Let's go home and watch some TV.

So Chacha, what time period are we in anyway?

I don't really know, but it doesn't seem like the one Auntie and Chacha lived in; ours was much further back in the past.

...Wait! That guy wasn't the problem!

..It seems like it's 19th-century Japan. Around the end of the bakufu*, I think. (*TL Note: bakufu=shogunate)

The end...of the shogunate...

Yes, it seems like it was just yesterday, yet it feels so long ago... Something about this feels slightly different, though.

But that's not what I'm talking about! Chacha didn't come to get your help because of that wacky-looking barbarian.

Meiji Restoration? What's that? Cultural reform? A cheat event in modern-day Japan?

I see. Well, Chacha isn't interested!

Hmph! Who cares about that. Chacha came to you to solve an even greater crisis!

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Chacha. Detected. Nobunobu! Capture. Chacha. Nobunobu!

Eh? Me? A tank? Why am I a tank?

And, you guys can talk!? Did you evolve on your own!?

They found me!

N-no! Chacha does not want to go back there!

There's nothing in that castle anymore!

I'm sure this is all Bad Nobbu's fault, but let's just defeat it! Please stand back, Master!

Since it's come to this, Ch-Chacha will also help.

Ha! Touch Chacha, and you'll get burned! Literally!

Th-that was a close one! I express my thanks to you, Fujimaru! Chacha will pat you on the head! Hup! Huuup!

Argh! I can't reach! Lower your head, you insolent fool! Read the room!

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Hm. You're cute. Chacha is a very tolerant individual, and I like kiddos who are obedient like you!

But don't fall for me. Chacha is a cute, loving, and popular character type, so to you mass-produced normies, I'm an unattainable prize like from a carnival!

Um, but aren't you a child yourself?

What!? Don't act all big just because you have big boobies! Chacha in her heyday was all va-va-voom and boin-boin!

It's not my fault I got summoned as a loli Berserker!

Uwaa? Chacha's a Berserker!? Wh-how!?

Whoa, you guys are amazing. First you get rid of that funny-looking foreigner, then you destroy that mechanical doll from the bakufu.

Honestly, ever since the Oda Bakufu took over last week after defeating Lord Tokugawa, there's been nothing but fighting. I'm sick of it.

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Oda Bakufu!?

So you found Chacha... And who were those people with her?

Nobunobu! Nobunobu!

...Riiight... I haven't the slightest idea what that was supposed to mean.

...Whatever. It doesn't matter who they were. No one can interfere with my plans!

That's right, Chacha... Your pathetic scrambling is pointless!

This world belongs to me, Oda Nobunagathe Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!